Trans women will literally feel comfortable near you and flop down on their side.
Trans women will come up and sniff your hand and eat a piece of lettuce or perhaps fruit out of your hand if you’re patient.
Trans women are mostly crepuscular and enjoy having secluded areas to rest in during the day
However trans women will chew on your wires if you let them.
I think I want to fuck the chess pieces more than anybody else on earth
in what order
When I get home, I'll post what I imagine each chess piece looks like and my tier list
Okay
Pawn: short girl short hair she tries her best to act tough and intimidating but it always backfires on her and ends up with her embarrassing herself she has fang teeth too surprisingly a dom
Knight: horse girl average height looks like she's never lifted a weight in her life but runs marathons daily with long hair she always keeps tied up in a ponytail she's super outgoing and loves meeting new people but is completely romantically oblivious she things the other pieces are just friends even after countless nights of sex
Bishop: goth girl with a nun fetish who wears holy robes exclusively for sex she's 6'1 lanky with it and has more kinky clothes than normal clothes also she's trans she's shy as hell and is very very quick to develop crushes she spends most nights having crazy sex with the other pieces
Rook: like 7'0 shredded as hell you could grate cheese on her abs and butch as fuck she likes giving piggy back rides to all the other chess pieces she's stoic kind and has a soft spot for flowers she has her own greenhouse and loves telling people about her favorite ones and what she's growing.
Queen: tall femme as hell never leaves home without some heels sharp and tall enough to kill a man she's aloof and cold but hides a deep sense of caring beneath her icy exterior and gets easily flustered when anyone points it out or teases her
King: fat and buff the kind of butch that carries women around on her arms like Christmas tree ornaments she takes care of and watched over all the other pieces with a loving eye and a soft touch she loves heroes of might and magic 3 and will always challenge the other girls to games
Tier list:
Rook>King>Bishop=Queen=Knight>pawn
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Love being a sick weirdo gross freak on the sick weirdo gross freak website
make your characters fat and trans, it's good for you. it's good for the ecosystem. this is a command
Um
I made something
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minecraft villager: hrn…
everybody out loud: hrn..
you after reading this post: hrn…
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TRÉASURE…
Trayjure (ah!)
The pirates’ trayjure (oo!)
This is round 6 of determining the most popular villager. The one with the most votes will move on.
