evangelion is about when youre 10 and your dad makes you do sports

new proposition: instead of going back to using 'lemon' again, let's use a different fruit this time

I'm thinking... Apple

please remember to tag all your naughty posts with 'Apple' from now on

How dare you leave this in the tags

genius. im in

it’s so fucked how everyone still calls him al pacino even though he changed his name to dunk

Cats in the snow

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The single greatest picture ever taken in my life. We threw Yu-gi-oh cards at the ceiling fan to watch them scatter, and just happened to take a picture right at this exact moment. To this day, this is the only time I’ve ever heard of anyone breaking a ceiling fan blade with cards.

#i know people have started criticizing the#‘men are afraid of getting laughed at women are afraid of getting killed’#but this is real?

Oh, yes.

A few years ago I went to pick up a woman I met on OKCupid for a date, and a friend of hers was there. They kind of over-explained “Oh, she just showed up to say hi” and there was a vague nervousness in the air that even my autistic ass was picking up on. Her friend was playing conspicuously with her phone. I went “Ah, the safety. Need to get a picture?”

Dead silence for about a second and a half, then the friend took a picture, looked at my date, and said “Have fun” and walked out the door.

(I would ordinarily have been clueless, but I’d just been asked to be the safety the previous night.)

My advice to male-presenting folks: recognize that this not your problem. By which I mean, this sort of security check isn’t a problem for you. It doesn’t hurt you. You aren’t being insulted or disrespected. And if you treat it like what it is– a reasonable adaptation to an unreasonable situation– and just roll with it, your dates will be more comfortable, and you will have a better time as a result.

The same applies to phone calls mid-date. Let them answer the damn phone without drama.

They aren’t accusing you of being a dangerous person. The very fact that they are willing to go on a goddamn date with you means that they have extended a certain level of trust. But the fact remains that there isn’t really a way to distinguish between “a man who isn’t dangerous” and “a man who knows how to behave like he’s not dangerous.”

Two kitties with Cerebellar Hyperplasia. Essentially they just wobble in unison, but can still enjoy life to the fullest with one another

Blessed New Year.

We’ve been through some mountain highs,

And abyssal lows.

We’ve had hope,

We’ve had anxieties.

We’ve had wins,

We’ve had losses.

But most of all, we’ve had each other.

Bring it on, 2022.

Bring it the fuck on.

padre modo épico

you guys did it. you saved the horse. plinko no more. he is home.

"does it have to be queer"

yes, next question, unless the next question is "why", in which case I am pulling the lever

They reference amongus in moon landing?!?!? :O

Did not mean to include Patrick Stewart Dune 1984 in this post

this video has been looping around in my brain for the past 15 hours

Hi. Today is SHADOW BASKHETBA Sunday. Praise be.

First shawdough baskedbol of the new year!!!

OP, it’s Saturday.

I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER WHAT DAY YOU SEE SHADOW BASKHETBA.

I DO NOT CONTROL TIME ZONES OR THE PASSAGE OF TIME.

tumblr university is OUT tumblr monastery is IN brother tumblrinus is painstakingly copying out the most interesting prev tags on a manuscript of vergil until the abbot calls him out for not making his proto-gothic script accessible enough and also for his heresies