minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son
*setting an alarm for 9am in the middle of the day* fuck dude i have to be up in 17 hours
Some good news among all the bullshit
Hell yeah kings
are the bunny blogs for this year holding up? anyone still active? how’s the work? you guys ok?
waves!!! still going , 218 bunnies today...
horse suspiciously eyeing the camera who or what has caused this look of distrust from it
they should invent a phrase as evocative as im going to kill myself that isnt about killing yourself
