Bowser is a thot

-always wears chokers

-pussy constantly out

insanely funny that this 5 yr old post is going around suddenly because of jack black’s bowser

my favorite r/researchchemicals post was one where OP was like "oh my god guys do NOT do etizolam, i just regained consciousness after a full WEEK and have been told i was going to my job the entire time like everything was normal" and then someone asked what his job was and he said he operates an industrial crane at a shipping dock

you will not receive a hint of pussy. for FIFTY MOONS

what happened w the grocery store posting U guys used to love romanticizing the grocery store

the inflation

you cannot grasp the true form of Giygas’ bluegrass ballad

"im so over it" <- guy who has not even begun to crest the hill

my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there

rents too high so im forced to send my cat to shifts at the cat cafe

idk whats going on i havent watched baseball in a while but i think these two nearly identical men in blue are mediators between men and god telling him his time is up and that he has to return to the source now