Remember this if your imposter syndrome starts getting you down
Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”
Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone
DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"
Rules for the Wayne Galas
- If I have to be there, then so do you.
- No knives, guns, or any sort of explosives.
- Green hair is no longer an excuse to skip the galas.
- No gymnastic displays.
- No dead jokes.
- You're strictly forbidden from trying to set anyone up for an arranged marriage.
- Talking to the press is not allowed either.
- No sneaking animals.
- No Kryptonians.
- Nor anyone from the Arrows.
- Former villains or anti-heroes as a plus one are also not permitted (except for Selina).
- Avoid the blue/red/yellow color combination.
- Marxist quotes are completely forbidden.
- No drink spiking.
- Especially not with cheap alcohol.
- Hiding in the panic room is also not permitted.
