Didn’t anticipate one of the bonuses of going to a drag show in a smaller more conservative town would be getting to see a bro who clearly wandered into the wrong part of the bar by mistake experience what looked to be a transcendent awakening upon seeing his first drag show.
On of the queens halfway through the show, “Honey, are you straight?”
This man, in a strangled voice, “I don’t know”
as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)
as above (insane in the head) so below (gives insane head)
I love supernaturals refusal to engage with aliens. They’re literally just like don’t be fucking stupid aliens aren’t real anyway here’s how we kill god
dont you dare call me a fucking fake gamer i think about dick every moment of my life.
What does that have to do with gaming ?
fake gamer spotted. take the shot.
I CLAIM THAT SHIT
this blog is a support group for girls who think they’re being annoying no matter what the context is
Imagine living in the 18th c when a wig was more expensive than a fucking cannon
someone who understands how to budget please help my crew is dying
spend less on wigs
No
i was thinking how many sides of a person there are and how every person contains a maze with clues laid out for you if you take the courage to wander around there. do you know how they spend their summers do you know what song lyric repeats in the back of their minds for weeks do you know their favorite time of the day do you know what piece of art they look at and everytime it brings a tear to their eyes do you know a quote they live by do you know what movie formatively shaped them do you know what is on their walls do you know the key they mostly sing in do you know what their hands can do do you know where they go when they want to get away do you know they are waiting to be found do you know they are worthy of your love and beyond. do you know there’s a place in the maze where you can build a home in. do you know you can add separate rooms to their maze and do you know the dark and do you know the light of them do you know the cruel and the kind do you know do you know do you know. you might not. that just means you are the luckiest person in the world. that just means you have a world to discover
i’ve yassed and slayed and yassed and slayed and yassed and slayed again and still nobody wants me
idk why people say "sleep is for the weak" like....ok maybe to YOU.... to ME sleep is for the cozy....like stfu maybe if you went honk mimimimimi honk mimimimimi you'd calm down
THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 (2014) x SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE (2018)
THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 (2014) x SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE (2018)
“only karens ask for refunds” is pro-corporation propaganda. if they don’t give me what i want they’re giving me my money back and that doesn’t make me an angry middle-aged karen harpy, you’re just cucked by stupid reddit memes
Really though, remember the woman who sued McDonald’s because their coffee was hot and everyone took the piss out of her and a bunch of other people who sued corporations for a “silly” reason and then it turned out most of them were right and entirely harmed by the company and they were just turned into a joke by the company propaganda machine?
Imo the current obsession with mocking anyone who asks for a refund, returns something or god forbid wants to talk to a manager is just the second version of this. Companies will cut corners wherever they can and mock you when you complain.
Yesterday my pizza order got to me cold and missing my soda. When I asked about both from the driver he said he couldn’t go back for the 2L because he was technically a door dash driver. I called the store and it turns out when they’re slammed (which they had been), they get door dash drivers to help with delivery to help them catch up.
So I spoke to the manager, assured her that I wasn’t angry, just kind of frustrated - part of why the pizza was cold was that door dash drivers don’t have the heat retaining delivery bags the actual delivery employees of the pizza place get, and because he wasn’t an employee of the pizza place the driver wouldn’t be going back to the pizza place and couldn’t get my soda.
And the manager said she’d get her first driver going in my direction to bring by the soda, and offered to give me a credit for the pizza being cold, and we pleasantly ended the conversation.
Because it’s okay to say “hey, this isn’t what I was told I’d be getting”, you just have to be polite and reasonable about it.
This. Vast difference between “having a problem and politely but firmly expecting that they provide what’s been paid for” and “abusing some underpaid customer-facing employee who is neither at fault for the situation or able to fix it.”
Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.
‘Vagina-owners’
Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus
Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special
Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?
There is actually a test for that last one!
Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room
reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners
The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.
Reblogging because I didn’t know this and it needs to be shared.
Rbing cuz I just had appendix surgery like 2 weeks ago and yeah. That wouldve fucking helped to knowwww.
life doesn’t end at 25. life doesn’t end at 27 or 30 either. life doesn’t end at 35 or 45. life doesn’t end at 65. it doesn’t matter how old you are, when you decide to get your high school degree or start a family. it doesn’t matter when you decide to go run a marathon or go travel the world. life is not made up by numbers, age is, and your age is not all that you are. you got time. life doesn’t end until it ends.
now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.
