Didn't feel like cleaning this up but I still think it's funny

okayyyy SOBS some Third studies + a (pert)wee bit of companionsona stuff bc thats what made me do hese studies in first placee HAHA. I was daydreaming abt slowdancing w Three. as u do. and then i got sad about the nature of changing relationships + how odd the idea of regeneration would be to a human !!!!! Beautifully odd both devastating and exiting ARGH

truly the wildest thing about all the Bridgerton discourse about "is Nicola Coughlan too FAT to be a convincing love interest???" is that in many ways she actually looks better in the period costumes than her thinner counterparts because she has the figure to really fill them out. those dresses are incredibly flattering on larger bodies because they emphasise the bust and cleavage whilst creating a very elegant silhouette. there's something unintentionally hilarious about hearing pearl-clutching in the distance over "idk is this FAT WOMAN sexy enough to be believable as an object of lust??" whilst Penelope Featherington's majestic heaving bosoms are almost spilling out of her dress in a category 5 titty event. if anything she's too sexy. they had to spend the first two seasons putting her in ugly dresses in a desperate attempt to conceal the fact that she's serving more cunt than the entire itty bitty titty committee combined

they had to dress her like shit for two seasons because they were trying to hide that she is easily the hottest thing on this entire show.

best photo to come out of this election

@rhyperographer Yeah those are indeed the candidates. Count Binface stands in opposition in whichever constituency is the incumbent Prime Minister's. The guy next to him is the Monster Raving Loony Party, who do something similar but don't limit themselves to the PM.

Believe it or not, this is actually a great and noble tradition of UK politics, and I invite everyone to look up Count Binface's manifesto.

Here it is:

BINFACE MANIFESTO 2024

BLOODY LOYAL TO WHEREVER I’M STANDING FOR ELECTION

1 all Water bosses to take a dip in british rivers, to see how they like it

2 national service to be introduced for all former prime ministers

3 wifi on trains that works

4 trains that work

5 the reintroduction of ceefax

6 children in need to finally get round to fixing pudsey’s eye

7 traffic on northallerton high street to be fixed by a new space bridge, bypassing both level crossings

8 european countries to be invited to join the uk, creating a new ‘union of europe’, if you will

9 wallace and gromit to be knighted, for services to wensleydale

10 I pledge to build at least one affordable house

11 croissants to be price-capped at £1.10, and 99 flakes to cost 99p

12 national yorkshire pudding day to be a bank holiday (except for banks)

13 loud snacks to be banned from cinemas and theatres

14 pensions to be double-locked, but with a little extra chain on the side

15 claudia winkleman’s fringe to be grade 1-listed

16 new series of gladiators to feature ’90s gladiators against age-appropriate contenders

17 minsters’ pay to be tied to that of nurses for the next 100 years

18 shops that play christmas music before december to be closed down and turned into public libraries

19 to combat the uk’s increasingly wet climate, all british citizens to be offered stilts

20 a ban on speakerphones on public transport. offenders to be forced to live with matt hancock for a year

21 the mini golf course at richmond swimming pool to host the open championship

22 mps to live in the area they wish to serve for 4 years before election, to improve local representation

23 the hand dryer in the gents’ urinals at the crown & treaty, uxbridge to be moved to a more sensible position.

24 count binface to represent the uk at eurovision

generally i save my politics posting for twitter, but i'm really hopeless and fairly drunk so fuck it; i hate that i can't celebrate the tories being bantered, but labour have adopted all their policies, happily supported genocide in palestine, don't give a fuck about poor people or climate change, are getting fucking j k rowling in to consult on their policies towards trans people, and i'm supposed to celebrate them winning a landslide? nah, fuck the lot of them. scumbags, every one, and they can rot in hell

accidentally going to the for you tab on here is so scary. this isn't my beautiful house. these aren't my beautiful mutuals.

sometimes your mutual is there but it's like meeting them in a scary forest or haunted castle where the hallways shift and move perhaps

taking a brief moment to celebrate an end to 14 years of Tories before the thought of Starmer premiership sinks in

aw fuck rishi kept his seat :/

oh well small victories :)