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Not exactly how I pictured breaking this in..

So tell me, how do you dye leopard spots in your hair anyways?

You say jizz every time you say oranges.

My steam library rn

They're called "restaurants" because they "restore" you to full health

5/10

they right

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone.

                                    　 ҉　 Hᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʜᴀʟғ-ᴀᴡᴀᴋᴇ?

A crossover between King Midas and King Oedipus would be pure motherfucking gold

DESU VULT

Oh my god, i am the most boring person to have a conversation with.