i am

i want

if your first reaction to me being small is to trap me in a plastic container, and take my lettuce away, thats no good

thats wrong

Heading home from the fields

A typical butterfly farmer's attire typically doesn't have a top. It's not like insects have anything to hide on their chest and it removes the hassle of fitting the clothes around their wings.

Poofy underskirts don't have a practical reason, country girls just want to be pretty too.

man, i would fucking kill it if i ever ended up in a time loop. rip to bill murray and whoever but i'm built different, i would have a fucking blast sleeping and being cosy in bed all day, really getting to rest for once, without consequences. i would spend so much time with my loved ones. i would learn several languages and musical instruments, because i might not be able to retain anything physical, but my brain doesn't reset so I would finally have time to learn all the things. also, read all the books, listen to all the podcasts, watch all the movies and shows. I would take day trips all around the world, just as far as I could reach.

also, if i ever get tired of all that, I just need to grow as a person and learn a valuable lesson about myself or something and??! dude that's dope as shit!!! move aside, bill murray, now it's my time to make andie macdowell fall in love with me!!

So it’s now canon he ran away from the restaurant because of a big ass gay panic, right?

Vladimir Kush (Russian, b.1965)

Boudoir

who up grieving the unlived life on a tuesday

James Lance can't tell us the name he headcanons for Trent's daughter because then we'd know exactly which fics on ao3 he wrote

That line in the interview where lance says Trent blew up his career to look after ted drives me crazyyyyyy :)

i’m being so normal about the fact that james lance asked his son to make him a bracelet as if it were trent’s daughter who made it

Happy pride! I'm queer and poor, buy my art

Hi again! I'm a queer grad student and I am trying to scrape a living together until my stipend resumes for fall semester. I make these portraits on canvas for as low as $35 USD plus shipping and I would love to make one for anyone who likes them!

I also make other stuff. Here's a couple pieces from the past few weeks. The Clue set is for sale for $200 USD!

If you can't swing a commission, please just reblog this post so it might reach someone who is. I would love to be able to pay my rent and buy cat food. TY!!!

#married