my secret valentines day gift for @bugeyedbeauty
sheep are so cute and i love that the villagers give me a new one whenever i fly overhead and do a little fire show for them. they always scream in delight
1 bass girl is worth 100,000 guitar men. always remember this
i’m the guy in every 2010′s video game creepypasta who gives haunted cartridges to teenagers. sorry about that
The use of difficulty ratings (easy/medium/hard) rather than levels of firmness (soft/firm/hard) to describe egg yolk viscosity implies the existence of higher difficulties such as "eggs over-legendary" and perhaps even "eggs over-nightmare"
you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence
sirturkeyhammer
since the what
come here and sit down right now
sirturkeyhammer
Oh i’ve seen this before witch you wont get me
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My 5 year plan .. being dope .. having fun .. chilling .. smiling
This site's tolerance and acquiescence to incest is so fucking insane like "I don't support it but my mutual is cool so I'll allow it" "richard siken's artistic contributions to society absolve him" "ethel cain can ship whatever, she's earned it" like I'm not going to lie to you it's kinda looking like you do support it...
this post is perfect because it hits that sweet spot of being able to destroy my notifications with pissed off people forever BUT also being controversial enough that people who agree with this won't reblog it either so it's never breaching containment and I live in peace
it is however totally okay to reblog btw
“tumblr doesn’t have an algorithm so likes are WORTHLESS they do NOTHING” well actually likes tell me that people liked my post. they have worth because they show me people saw my post and enjoyed it. that’s still interaction even if it doesn’t give an extra boost to make Number Go Up even more. yeah I generally get more out of written feedback in tags/replies but likes are still Something, they aren’t people telling me “fuck you I’m not sharing your post” they’re people telling me “hehe I give your post little a like as a treat.”
give me booboo wheel... i must have booboo wheel i simply must!
yes, yes...!
not enough people are fond of things nowadays. reblog if you're a true fondler