do my followers like what i post or did they just accidentally follow me and didnt unfollow me
Din: Good morning.
Bo-Katan: Good morning.
The Armorer: Good morning.
Axe: You all sound like robots, try to spice it up a bit-
Paz: GOOD MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS—!!
"So much of what is being explored thematically has to do with intimacy, vulnerability, and the mask that we put over that." - Bryce Dallas Howard
Duolingo started emailing me again cause I accidentally opened the app after a few months of not touching it and the owl just threatened me with losing a streak I don’t have. I’m smarter than the bird.
blocked someone for saying ‘aww your 20s arent that bad at least you get your own apartment’ this is a safe space for all of us that are suffering w our parents at 25
shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.
I had to disconnect my carbon monoxide detector.
The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel nauseated.
I bet you work at the anti-soup kitchen, which steals soups from the poor.
Yeah, I do. What’s it to ya?
You piece of shit
We just like soup
You know who else likes soup?
i love working at an aquarium i just witnessed a grown man with children enter the freshwater gallery and loudly exclaim “oh shit, piranhas are REAL?!?”
hi hi, random thoughts today as I heal from wisdom tooth removal
reblog to explode a landlord
im sorry for what im about to do to you
captain-price-officially
this is so goddamn well-composited. I'm not kidding even slightly when I say that this is an unbelievably well-made piece of art