Stuck in Reality

Men are bus schedules

how

Always lying

Jessica Chastain Talks ‘Molly’s Game’ & Fighting For Equal Pay | Studio 10

Her last point about focusing on why Octavia was paid so little is key.

there is happiness

Kamilah Brock spent 8 days in a NY mental health facility because she owned a BMW 

Kamilah Brock, a former New York banker, has filled a suit against the city after she was detained for eight days in a mental health facility against her will. Brock says she was committed after trying to pick up her BMW, which skeptical police did not believe she owned. To add insult to injury, Brock was then charged a hefty sum by the hospital.

WHAT THE FUCK

WTF!!!!!!

"Why are you so obessed with found family?"

I watched this as a kid and internalized it for forever

Lilo and Stitch really said "This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good." And i still live by that

wish i could go back to eden and give eve a vibrator

what hozier song is this

We all thought Loki was the odd one out but it turns out Thor is actually the friendly jock middle child in a family of bitchy drama club goths

i thought she was supposed to be dumb

I’m a fucking sucker for “gentle giant” characters like theres nothing better than seeing a character who could crush you but is also a fucking sweatheart

How decolonized I want my kids to be

My niece said vampires hate that plus sign for some reason and maybe they are really bad at maths

Barack Obama complaining abt getting friendzoned by a bi girl even tho he read Foucault to impress her is just too much. We don’t need to know that.

I thought this was a joke

Considering Foucault became an intellectual to impress a bi boy, this is indescribably funny

For context

So if foucault was hot obama would have never been president