person: it was a little mistake! don’t beat yourself up about it

me:

Im not even alive im just collecting data

oh WORD???????

¿quieres?

NASA has released new images of Jupiter, taken by the Juno Spacecraft.

Van Gogh up there painting on planets

I saw this on Reddit and it had me in stitches so I thought I would share this with y’all

anyone else like knives but like. not in an edgy way. like i’m not trying to b threatening or anything i just like the unique designs of them and the cool smithing work that’s gone into them. idk.

Rare photo of John Mulaney killing Princess Diana

I want small children to think I am either a goddess or a faerie but I want grown men to fear me

Good tweet is good.

I think the amount of people in the notes who can’t figure out how to find their own heartbeats is way more concerning.

i’d trust jake gyllenhaal with my home keys….. like i know he’d probably lose them but i’d forgive him

Bucky Barnes in Captain America (2018)

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

and then we go get snacks

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

go back home from the grocery store

are you running from or towards it? the choice is yours