terrifying monstrosity: who could possibly love me when I am a terrifying monstrosity  me, stretched out on the table in front of them with a rose between my teeth: well

WELL THEN.

you know what day it is……….

(through gritted teeth) i love being out of my comfort zone it is necessary for my personal development

“Saying i love you every minute lessens the meaning” um to YOU….freak.

gollum asmr

is it juicy…… (slurping noises)…. is it scrumtious… (smacks lips) (gnashes teeth) (sound of hitting rocks with other rocks)

“Not all at once ladies :)” I say to the rats that bite my ankles

Reek, chapter 1

CRYING OVER DICK.

how are there so many of these?

Now that I’ve got some dick, I’m off to bed. Nighty night

okay, so the question less “how is there so much dick in vintage comics” and more “how does melee have scans of all that dick?”

I collect dick pics. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

LMAO

I sniggered, I’m sorry

That Oooh! tho. 😂😭😂

What the FUCK Richard

HELLO?

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

FINE! I'll do it myself

TiL (click to go to the thread, which probably has more interesting tidbits I missed).

Bonus:

These are my people.

Betting I’ve reblogged this before. Betting I’ll reblog it when it turns up again.

In addition to the print terminology stuff: the visual shorthand icons and ad graphics for something about writing are still often pen-nibs, fountain pens and typewriters…

…while graphics of a monitor, keyboard and mouse remain visual shorthand for computing…

…even though most writers now use monitor /  keyboard / mouse or even laptop / touchpad.

In addition, headers for “this blog / website is about writing” are often in one of the many imitation typewriter fonts complete with smudges, or just Courier.

The start and end call icons on most / all smartphones is still the handset of a classic desk telephone, and sometimes the open-app icon is a complete phone.

The term “hang up” for “end the call” refers to something even older - one of these…

And of course the Save icon is indeed a 3½ inch floppy disc.

Why it wasn’t a 5¼ floppy is a mystery. The icon version is just as distinctive.

Also, why various OP updates never changed “Save” to the graphic of a CD / DVD or flash drive is another mystery, and nowadays a Save icon should probably be a cartoon cloud.

Graphics and terminology are funny things.

reblogging this again for EVEN MORE information.

I’m mostly entertained by the guy who thinks you need to know that “case” means “box” in French as though that’s not what it means in English.

skeumorphism my beloved

the creature

new DB Cooper theory: he went up

IVE FIGURED IT OUT. my all time favorite character archetype is: guy who goes 'i am the smartest boy. in the whole entire world' and then immediately eats shit and dies

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *is very long*

Me: is that you, Doug

The credits: Freaky Creature played by Doug Jones

Me: YEAHHHH

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *does that elegant hand movement that Doug always seems to do*

Me: DOUG!!!

How dare anyone over look:

Where it started

DOUG WAS MAC TONIGHT??

Y’all also need to know that Doug Jones was in Smash Mouth’s music video for “All Star” as Pencil Head:

i will raise my children traditionally

the oldest will have a ruinous military career and develop a tendency to recklessness, alcoholism and anger management issues the middle one will be a brilliant student with strong atheist inclinations and casual demonic hallucinations the youngest will be an angel prone to hysteria turned tsaricide by circumstances

is this about malcolm in the middle

there are 4 brothers in malcolm in the middle but yes

tumblr users: i hate tiktok it's the worst

every post of a tiktok video: 12,746 reblogs, 45,094 likes

yes but the experience of occassionally seeing a curated-by-my-homies tiktok vid on my dash is so violently different from the endless stream of scrolling through algorithmic video content. i crave variety. what is my social media experience without walls of text interrupted randomly by videos of ducks and pictures of weird vegan brownies.

#every tiktok that appears on my dash has gone through at minimum 2 layers of human peer review

You ever think about ancient inventions that may no longer actively be used, but which were so geniously designed that technically speaking, they still work?

Consider that old historical monk haircut. The tonsure looks like that on purpose, to keep them humble and away from temptations of sin. And it still works exactly as intended. Do you guys have any idea how much gay porn there would be of medieval monastery dudes knowing each other biblically if their haircuts were not so unfathomably unsexy.

boy, I dunno what I expected after the first paragraph, but it wasn't what I got

#ragnar lothbrok finding a bald ass pate sexy is a statistical outlier and should not be counted (@holmesgone )