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ill figure it out <- common utterance of a girl who is completely fucked

I don't care that you were queerbaited [said like a cruel prince]

people are like "no one wants to work anymore" when every job application is like upload your resume and cover letter. okay now manually type out your resume and cover letter in our text boxes. okay now answer these 10 riddles. okay now take a rorschach test. okay now upload a photo of your childhood bedroom and explain the relationship between its layout and the adult you are today. okay now show us your youtube watch history. okay now define the color "red." okay now walk into a patch of poison ivy and take a selfie of you holding up a paper saying "i <3 ivy." okay now wave your hands in the air if you just don't care. that one was a trick to cull the applicants who don't care. okay now choose a loved one to sacrifice. great! thank you for submitting your application we will not be calling you

the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

if i had absolute power i would be really chill with it actually. i would never corrupt absolutely. i would keep it real niceys. heart

pros of putting laundry away immediately after it is dry

cons

manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being

saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

I think that Doctor Who existing in Good Omens not only implies that David Tennant exists in Good Omens, I further think that ""David Tennant"" in the GO universe is just a character Crowley created when he got bored for a few years and decided to dabble in acting.

and they say wine is romantic

girl help the eldritch horrors are organising a pride and prejudice party and making us dance to mirror their forbidden and repressed love. yes there is a michael jackson thriller video reenactment outside trying to get in. no yeah i still want that rare doctor who annual

If Rayla has 100000 fans I am one of them, if Rayla has 100 fans I am one of them, if Rayla has 1 one fan it’s me, if Rayla has no fans I am no longer living, if the world is against Rayla then I am against the world.

Callum and Rayla in 5x09, Infantis Sanguine

just a dad and his completely normal child :]

sorry i have them as cats on the brain

spider kidz :P