art by v01dgazer

ROUND 1: ELAINE (seinfeld) VS BEOWULF (beowulf)

the poll is missing.

listen,

I'm listening

do you hear it?

having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing i’m literally too old for this. i should be busy with my blacksmith apprenticeship or something

girls love castles and swords and runes and sigils

reblog if your blog is a safe space for ghouls and goblins

able bodied allies of disabled people when your disability genuinely has no secret upside and makes you useless to a late stage capitalist society

I'd use a tumblr badge if they gave me one that was evil bleeding skull flaming skull dark blood skull vampire demon wings horned skull oozing fangs sinister skull. For free

shoutout to the lord of the rings lighting directors. bold move to let the audience see what's going on in nighttime scenes. i miss that.

the sun literally sets and casts a golden hue over everything every single day and we fucked it all up and invented paying rent

I’m high as shit and I’m just carrying around this lantern like a fucking guardsman

tags from @cromerholt

Having a real "must have been the wind" kind of night

DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one

Not true!

Wake up babe new tag yourself dropped

Really lucky a mongermonger turned up to help with this post.

lawmonger i use that to cut the grass

Head of a partisan from the guard of King Henry III of France, dated 1588.

from The Worcester Art Museum

I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary