How I feel after eating:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

lms if u the hoe sibling

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

"its dark im scared"

dont worry bae i got this

*stomps foot*

*sketchers light up*

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

my favorite hobby is pausing tyra banks videos

Texting the bae

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

my idols

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

We recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

I hope I reincarnate into Beyoncé

Bussy tight weave done right