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@bryyyyy09-blog

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White couples that adopt non-white kids

If you’re getting mad at someone for adopting a parentless child and bringing that child into a loving home because their skin color doesn’t match then you need to take a good hard look at your priorities, evaluate your life, and ask yourself how you sunk this fucking low.

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If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.

This is my new favorite post

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Seriously. And with a black president, if anyone of any minority race says that they aren’t equal, they are just making excuses because they don’t want to admit that they are lazy, entitled, incompetent, ignorant degenerates.

we have a black president! racism is OVER everyone can go home

I just ate a sandwich! World hunger is over!

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foolsgoldd

I crave the most innocent parts of a relationship. Like holding hands and forehead kisses and being able to tell someone how much I absolutely adore them.

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People who drop you off at home and wait til you actually get inside the house to drive off are beautiful and deserve to live forever.

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jussdazed

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

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humorking

i hate when i take drunk selfies and i think i look good af but when i get my shit together and get sober i realise how fucking ratchet those selfies are lol

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