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human brain: im angry
gorilla brain: hit something
chimpanzee brain: scream
orangutan brain: sit in silent contempt and eat fruit
segabassfishing
gorillaz brain: feel good
if it’s against the rules to post female-presenting nipples unless the image is documenting a political protest, does that mean you’re allowed to post female-presenting nipples in order to protest tumblr’s ban on female-presenting nipples
REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.
This is a bigger deal than “horny is banned”, sadly. I’ve got text posts that are completely clean blacklisted from my own damn blog search; the same for art, just based on pixel groupings and a few buzzwords.
Censorship Is a Slippery Slope, especially when it’s done by computers, even moreso when the people behind the computers are the monumental dumbasses that run this site.
Tumblr User: Horny is illegal! Ha ha!
Tumblr staff, banning that user because they posted a picture of their golden retriever that contained too many “flesh-colored” pixels: Horny is illegal.
hey not to be absolutely fucking morbid on main or anything but if we do reach a point where the rich try to escape extinction by fleeing earth to live on their secret mars colony or whatever my dying moments will be taking solace in the fact that a society comprised solely of the 1% of the richest people on the planet will tear itself apart in under a year
can’t wait for Fyre Fest 2 on mars
morthils
not to be overly optimistic on main but without the 1% we might stand a chance
When two Chaotic Neutral people get married
lilwhitbit
Sag x Gemini couple
“Boone, Hays, and Myers encountered a man identified as L.H. in the crowd and arrested him. The undercover detective, a 22-year veteran of the police force, was dressed as a protester and providing information to officers about potential criminal activity in the crowd.
According to the indictment, Boone, Hays, and Myers used unreasonable force: throwing the detective to the ground, kicking him, and hitting him with a riot baton “while he was compliant and not posing a physical threat to anyone.”
When they learned that he was an undercover officer, the three men then lied about what they had done and accused him of resisting arrest, the indictment said. They tried to contact L.H. to convince him not to pursue disciplinary or legal action, and Boone, Hays, and Myers also met with or texted various potential witnesses to try to get them to join the cover-up, the indictment states.”
y’all hear about this Payless shoestore prank ???
fucking wild levels of hilarious
why are rich people like this lmao
“Palessi” sold about $3,000 worth of shoes within a few hours and, after the shoppers paid, staffers told them that the shoes were actually from Payless, according to AdWeek, which reported on the event Wednesday. “They are elegant (and) sophisticated,” one shopper described her purchase as, in a Payless video posted on YouTube.
Then, the woman, who Payless says is a real person not an actor, was told the shoes actually were the handiwork of Payless. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” she said.
Another shopper, this one a man, said about his purchase, “I could tell it’s made with high quality material.”
Payless refunded the shoppers their purchase prices and plans to use the video testimonials, already available on YouTube, as commercials on social media and TV.
senor-cat
rich people have no idea what anything is worth
pinkcheesegreenghost
didnt this happen to fancy wine sommeliers with cheap wines too? i love this trend lmao
Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.
I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.
I mean it’s kind of not, seeds aren’t analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn’t analogous to sperm, plants don’t do dimorphic gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a tshirt cannon
Now we’re having a good day again.
tulasaysboo
miseryofmillions
makinbaconbot
hey guys am I funny yet :) can I have tumblr clout ???
miseryofmillions
where the fuck is he this is so cryptic op turn your location on i just want your teeth loss? is this loss? horses
HOW
I wish A Christmas Carol had an even stronger influence on Christmas tradition and ghosts became a symbol of the holiday
got-an-ion-you
Even better if terrorising the rich into acts of kindness also became a part of Christmas
the-last-hair-bender
Start the Christmas traditions you want to see in the world
wassailing! “give us stuff, rich people, or we’ll be loud and/or break your windows” is a time-honored Christmas tradition
and A Christmas Carol is a ghost story because it’s set at Christmas. the holiday was associated with ghosts and the supernatural for a long time; that association has been broken so recently that the 1963 song “It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year” mentions “scary ghost stories” as part and parcel of the holiday
so have a traditional Christmas this year: demand booze and food from the local elite and hold a seance
