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bryce.

@bryce89

hi. this is where I keep the things I like.
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staggot

honestly she is serving looks

we seriously are not giving this enough attention like you just cannot take the Chanel Hysteria lipstick, the 100% authentic Tiffany & Co.™ pearl necklace WITH the matching set of earrings. got the 2016 Fall/Winter blood orange Yves Saint Laurent fitted evening gown. and the hair is laid. to. rest. finally you see that drink? thats most definitely a large and you know she got this all with her own munty h u n t y

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here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest

1st pic : lookin good

2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest)

3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest

4th pic: me being outtie 

If i ever stop reblogging this it’s safe to assume i died. 

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“I’m a non-Christian living the South, I can’t even go to a god damn potluck without having to thank some space fairy for the broccoli casserole, and honey, it makes me a little uncomfortable.”

I’m WHEEZING.

This is me at every family gathering.

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tygermama

‘and fuck Nancy Grace, too’

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iv-fischer

Alsjdhsishdhsusjs I really don’t want to agree with this but also true

i need everyone who reblogged this to reconsider

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i’m literally in HYSTERICS over this righr nowhdjahkshdjshsjs