Evan Peters😍

animal rates?

when it’s my closest friends’ birthdays part of me wants to write them a heartfelt essay and another just wants to send them “birth” at 12 AM on the dot and nothing else

Reading a book under a tree is peaceful but imagine how stressful it is for the tree to see it’s dead friends in our hand.

trees don’t have eyes

you fucking shit head

fuck you asshole

Thank Dan

dave

BYE

(via schreaming)

starlight💫

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A POTATO

me:  the stars are beautiful tonight

you: yeah

me:  you know what else is beautiful

you: (blushing) what?

me:  the moon.  the planets.  the rest of the galaxy.  i fucking love space

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

i had a very stressful morning 

when i die make sure my corpse has winged eyeliner