stop drawing human blathers as a twink we all know he looks like this

digging up this old ass post simply to say that i see your concept and raise you:

Everybody in the notes shit up yall have too many thin characters already i don't even play aminsl crosting let the bird nerd be chubby

installing one of these in the wizard tower <|:)

WHEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEeeeeeee……!

mmmm mmmm yes how scrummy how scrumptious !! oui oui, my little popsiclé !!

yayyy oh huzzah ! hurrah ! hooray !! a lil tiny propeller cap to spin the day away !

Post That Fixes Me

The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.

Wow that’s good to know

This technique is so deadly, you can see the exact moment that his soul leaves his body

Yeltsa Kcir. omg

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

FUCK ME  the reveal video

“CHRIS??????”

“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”

Me when I open the door to a new house. Lookin forward to it!

THE CARROTS

gods i don’t even know what either of them were saying but fuck even on mute this is funny as hell

SHOW ME YOUR CARROTS

Kirill Sarychev

Video description, translation from Russian:

Tall man with apparently only a towel around his hips: It's not easy to be a voluminous man and live in a standard apartment with standard bathtubs. Bathtub manufacturers, I want you to consider non-standard men.

Sh-ha! (dramatically takes off towel off his loins, revealing shorts underneath)

Hah! Thought I would bathe naked, did you? Hehe!

(making straining sounds, he climbs into bathtub. In an impressive display of the Archimedean law of displacement, water splashes out of the bathtub, like, everywhere. He props his feet up onto the armature, because the bathtub is too short too comfortably put them in)

[unintelligible]

(folding his legs over each other) and then you lie down the way you like, lay yourself down, and lie there.

End translation.

Unmute !

IT IS VITALLY IMPORTANT THAT YOU UNMUTE!!!!

@jackalclot

@not-semi-perfect

HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

do you understand how great this scene is it doesn’t even need editing

I felt like I needed to do something.

So I posted pictures.

Of these beautiful creatures.

They are potoos.

I love

…I swear, the potoo looks like a Muppet that escaped into the wild from Jim Henson Studios.

Omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg THE FOURTH ONE. SUCH SHADE

Please tell me you’ve seen this @elodieunderglass

Not this in particular but I’m always ready for potoo!

Totally not us.

Doof teleaport device

freindzone

turkish prison

MY PANTS, OMG

Party sent to his pants once

Candace Gets Busted

layers of fear is a scary game

obsessed with this reddit post

The best part is that OP made a "today I fucked up" thread about it and...:

how to draw arms ? ? 

holy fuck

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

yes !!

but how much extend

^^^^^^^^^^

I NEARLY CHOKED

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

finally. i can be accurate

This is too fucking great to not reblog

I give it MASCLES

BIG MACHO

LMAOOOOOO

Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:

The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!

So if anyone’s wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:

And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:

It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting: 

So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:

But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!

HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG

Licherally in the midst of drawing a guy and crying at how bad the arms are. Thanks Tumbles

I only ever saw the part where people started drawing the limbs outrageously long and genuinely wanted to know how to fix that, so I’m really thankful to see the rest.