I have no words

call me a first level warlock the way i can do one thing before i need to lie down for eight hours

David Szymanski is like the funniest game developer I have seen I swear

THIS IS SO FUNNYVJBBVHNBF?????

It took me a while to find with all the porn that pops up, but here’s the rest of it:

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SECOND PART!!!

If you can't wash it off, paint over it, replace the item, or buff it out, turn a message of hate into one of love! I would never condone someone to do this discreetly and in mere seconds with a quickly concealed permanent marker, for example on a public bench or bus stop. Certainly not anything like whipping out a tat machine and adding to an unconscious white supremacist's existing tattoo. That would be illegal! :) And, dear followers, I would never encourage you to do something that's illegal. So, please only use this when someone has defaced your personal property to avoid breaking the law! Because that would be illegal, and following in the law is always in everyone's best interest. :) .... :) reblogs and even reposts definitely welcome

lucretia had to be feeding junior something. no one else knew about it, so she couldn’t use johann’s music. the information she gave it had to be carefully selected, since no one except herself would remember it. there are only a few topics lucretia could have (or had already, in broad terms) safely omitted from the world.

she must have fed it a new story about the ipre crew every day.

europeans have types of racism i didn't even know existed

you can drive for two hours in europe and pass through 17 different types of racism

“American ideas of race don’t apply in Europe” true! Very true! Y’all have race divisions like shrimp colors.

Lava would be so good for my muscles of it weren't for the killing me

we've all heard of thanking the bus driver but how many of us thank the bus? or think to thank our cars? our whole lives are carried about by these machines... they deserve some love some respect some appreciation !!

Scout Returns With News Of Quicker Checkout Line To The East 

sluttiest thing a man can do is know how to cook delicious meals

so glad i did

I feel like a good shorthand for a lot of economics arguments is "if you want people to work minimum wage jobs in your city, you need to allow minimum wage apartments for them to live in."

"These jobs are just for teenagers on the weekends." Okay, so you'll use minimum wage services only on the weekends and after school. No McDonald's or Starbucks on your lunch break.

"They can get a roommate." For a one bedroom? A roommate for a one bedroom? Or a studio? Do you have a roommate to get a middle-wage apartment for your middle-wage job? No? Why should they?

"They can live farther from city center and just commute." Are there ways for them to commute that don't equate to that rent? Living in an outer borough might work in NYC, where public transport is a flat rate, but a city in Texas requires a car. Does the money saved in rent equal the money spent on the car loan, the insurance, the gas? Remember, if you want people to take the bus or a bike, the bus needs to be reliable and the bike lanes survivable.

If you want minimum wage workers to be around for you to rely on, then those minimum wage workers need a place to stay.

You either raise the minimum wage, or you drop the rent. There's only so long you can keep rents high and wages low before your workforce leaves for cheaper pastures.

"Nobody wants to work anymore" doesn't hold water if the reason nobody applies is because the commute is impossible at the wage you provide.

do NOT get into fibre arts!!!! you try one and then all of a sudden you have 10 hobbies and wanna try 10 more

yessss… yes

HAUNTED MANSION GHOST FILES EPISODE NEXT WEEK AND NEW PUPPET HISTORY SEASON THE WEEK AFTER WATCHER FANS NEVER LOSE