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@brownshoes

Helio, he/him, 21 yr old dyke
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ghostpyre

Very cool life update: I am hopefully getting a tattoo of my favorite cave painting ever by someone who is equally obsessed with lost species of humans, I made bread for a friend who biked to get it from me, I have begun packing my belongings, and I think for a moment it is okay.

The boys are going in my body this week I am so stoked

THE BOYS ARE HERE

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aropride

List Of Media Where Something Fucked Up Happens To The Moon

  • despicable me (moon theft)
  • miraculous ladybug (moon split in half)
  • hermitcraft (moon big)
  • feel free to add
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efoxkitty

Sonic fandub Dark Story (moon gets pissed on)

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bard-irl

doctor who (moons an egg and it hatches)

That one Tumblr post that I can't find because the search function is bad (moon in a time loop)

Zelda Majora's Mask (moon has a face. and is creepy.)

oh, I almost forgot!

Portal 2 (moon gets portaled on)

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goopi-e

Prey: Mooncrash (Moon is haunted by shape-shifting alien psychic sharks. Also it's a time loop. Everybody dies).

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onefey

fear and hunger: termina (moon is a dead god. and is creepy.)

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dcmcboxers

ok ko: moon blown up as romantic gesture

Final fantasy 14: moon actually not moon, is jail cell/space ship. The other moon also wasn’t a moon it was an egg.

Origin: Spirits of the Past (Gin'iro no Kami no Agito in the Japanese releases): moon is broken by angry tree dragons while Kokia sings. an orphaned survivor from the distant past wakes up in overgrown ruins after humanity learned to make do without pre-apocalypse technology.

Time Machine: moon is broken by real estate while a widowed man escapes into the distant future. he wakes up in overgrown ruins after humanity learned to make do without pre-apocalypse technology.

the Adventure Zone (Balance): second moon's just a facade for an airborne secret base.

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fury-brand

Final fantasy 8: moon's haunted. Drops monsters on the earth every so often. Nothing forecasts this it just happens and everybody goes "oh yeah the moon thing again'

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egberts

they split the moon in half again in Naruto

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toki-wren

neon genesis evangelion: i dont even know how to describe this one

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brownshoes

The mechanisms song Gunpowder Tim vs the Moon Kaiser: moon war. Moon gets gunpowder tim'd (bad for the moon)

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humanjeff

amazing

you'll never guess what I found more of

MEN do NOT have a PELVIS that is just SCIENCE you GODLESS LIBERAL

more people should be reblogging this version, because I think it's terrible that men just sort of trail off down there

behold, a man

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gaphic

‘A good tragedy is always both preventable and inevitable’ is one of my main hills to die on. It’s literally so important to me. I’m fucking correct

It’s only tragedy if you convince yourself, for even just a moment, that everything could be ok, despite knowing it won’t be. Tragedy lies in ‘so close, yet so far.’ It’s avoidable because it would only take a tiny alteration to prevent disaster, but human nature is in the way- not maliciously, not knowingly, despite trying so hard.

If it’s just preventable, that’s barely even sad. Why didn’t they prevent it, then? If it’s just inevitable, that’s only marginally better. Why would we weep? Our hopes can’t be dashed on the rocks, we can’t hope.

Every tragedy worth the paper it’s written on could be averted by a single word, a single choice, a single hesitation, but won’t be, because the subjects are only human. Not because they were weak, stupid, or evil- simply human. Their simple humanity makes disaster inevitable.

And in my opinion, the very best tragedy, the very most heartwrenching, comes from the hero making the right decision every time- from their perspective.

It’s when you know you would have done the exact same thing in their shoes, and only because of your perspective as the reader are you able to see what it will cost. That’s what really rocks my socks