oh my god chills
this is the theme that plays during the final battle scene climax of the movie of my life

oh my god chills
this is the theme that plays during the final battle scene climax of the movie of my life
what fresh hell
Y'all’d’ve known this if you live in the south
Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner
Mom 1: *lives in upper suburbia with 2.5 kids and is probably a PTA mom* I don’t like mess. Mom 2: *lives in the woods with her rat children who are out of control* lol what the fuck is a broom
How I view my Tumblr audience:
How it actually is:
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
how do you think obama feels about sharing a house with cory
When you work your ass off the entire year and then your teachers give extremely unfair final and mid year exams that negate all the hard work and A's you've been getting the whole year and it just screws over your gpa. I totally would've slacked off more this year if I knew how it would end.
When you overhear something that completely kills you but you can't do anything about it but you would've found out eventually so I guess the earlier the better but dammit what do you do
it is unsticking your thighs from plastic chairs season
Harvard ‘19 Facebook (via appsademia)
loserstfu: OMGGG!!!!
Somebody needs to give that guy an award
He just made that cop’s shitty day 10x better. He has to deal with grumpy, hateful protesters and then Jesus fucking shows up.
jesus took the wheel and hauled ass to a gay pride parade
my mood immediatly drops when i find out i have to actually do something physical