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The Ewokalypse

@browniesandewoks

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my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”

for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half

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When you work your ass off the entire year and then your teachers give extremely unfair final and mid year exams that negate all the hard work and A's you've been getting the whole year and it just screws over your gpa. I totally would've slacked off more this year if I knew how it would end.

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When you overhear something that completely kills you but you can't do anything about it but you would've found out eventually so I guess the earlier the better but dammit what do you do

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Summaries of Musicals

The Phantom of the Opera: I am ugly and i kill people but I sing good why will no one love me
Into the Woods: Oh you thought you liked fairy tales did you
West Side Story: Snapping is intimidating trust me
Cats: Cats
How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying: Lying and cheating your way to financial success is a good thing as long as the show is a comedy
Wicked: Let's have a musical with female leads for once
Les Miserables: I'm not crying you're crying also France
Grease: Yes there was a play before the movie
Once: Why are these irish accents so beautiful
Urinetown: Words cannot describe