hi

the office is such a stupid show i love it so much

My Teacher: Set realistic goals for yourself! 

Me:

drunk me is the most valid me

My name is Ja'mie King. J-A-Apostrophe-M-I-E. Weird name, I know, but you’ll get used to it!

Destroy the idea that it’s humble to hate yourself. Destroy the idea that loving yourself is conceited.

“Make sure you take care of him! He’s a good man.”- my grandpa, finishing his ten minute rant about how I need to treat my man right (without ever mentioning to “my man” that he needs to treat me right), right in front of my 12-year-old sister, the second year in a row.

Elizabeth Hewer, from “Finding Ariadne” in Wishing for Birds (via pigmenting)

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE HANG OUT IN BATHROOMS!!!! BATHROOMS ARE A PLACE FOR PEEING AND I DONT WANT YOU TO HEAR ME PEE!!!!!!!

Sappho, Fragments (via noorshirazie)

It’s okay that you’re not who you thought you would be

wow this is one of the softest things I have read on here.

Toddler was asked to feed the cat.

[Jan:] Oh, why can’t I be dead? 

[Marcia:] Yeah! Why can’t Jan be dead?

jan should have cunt punted marcia

Beth Kellmer