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Two sophisticated, intelligent, impeccable bombshells as SBs, trying to sugar our way through life. Money is the motive, dreams the destination.

OVERDUE UPDATE w/LOTSA SUGAR!!! ✨✨✨

Hey sugars xx So I've realized that I have failed to mention quite a lot about my SD and how he provides for me. In addition to cute outings and massages/spa days and occasional shopping, my SD bought me a car. A flipping 2016 SUV!!! I don't want to post pictures of it in case it gets recognized (everyone in my city knows what it looks like) but just know that it's bomb--I know, I'm super corny. I reallyyyyy reallyyyy wish that I could show you guys photos but *deep sigh* recently a friend has run into some trouble with a POT who is now stalking her and threatening to expose her. I'm really worried about her well-being and she is considering contacting local authorities. Because of this issue, we are going to be super safe about how we share information, and hopefully set better examples for you all. This life is not all its chalked up to be, so PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, each and every one of you in the Bowl need to take safety precautions, even if they feel kind of excessive at some point. Okay, now that we're past that, I wanted to also let you guys know that SD previously offered to me something amazing--to live in the condominium that he owns (but couldn't sell)!!! This was such a monumental gift for me that I didn't want to jinx it by telling anyone, even some friends!--ironically the super snooty building management people didn't approve me as a tenant, and although I could have gotten around that obstacle, I didn't really want to live somewhere that has a rich stubborn old lady right beneath me who complains about people walking around in high heels being "too much noise". So instead, he offered to just pay for my living elsewhere. I'm currently doing an apartment hunt and looking at some of the best high rises in the downtown of my city. I might end up being neighbors with NBA players/their girlfriends!! Who knows :) I'm super excited. Please pray that I get a nice place y'all! And I WILL be showing pictures of the apartment since it's not as identifiable as a car is--so no worries about that! Peace and love to all my sugars and have a happy new year my loves. 💕

Donald Trump is pre-llama Kuzco. He would probably throw somebody out a window for “throwing off his groove.” Also he wouldn’t mind kicking people out of their home for his own perfect world.

Hillary Clinton is Yzma. Her motives are questionable and she wants Kuzco gone. She’s always SO CLOSE to being in charge but never quite there. 

Bernie Sanders is Kronk. He’s somewhat aligned with Yzma but not really, and he and Yzma definitely have some tension as time goes on. Kronk doesn’t deserve this madness and just wants what’s right. 

So what you’re saying is, we need to turn Trump into a llama. That’s what I’m getting here.

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A llama?  He’s supposed to be dead!

Yea, weird.

No, what we need to do is turn Trump into a flea. A harmless little flea. Then we need to put that flea into a box…

AND SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER

Or, to save on postage, we could just poison him.

Rebloging for the last 3 comments

I'm loving this. A lot.

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lately i’ve been replacing my “i’m sorry”s with “thank you”s, like instead of “sorry i’m late” i’ll say “thanks for waiting for me”, or instead of “sorry for being such a mess” i’ll say “thank you for loving me and caring about me unconditionally” and it’s not only shifted the way i think and feel about myself but also improved my relationships with others who now get to receive my gratitude instead of my negativity

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Not so quick Tara update

Yesterday I made 2 same day POT dates, 1 off SA & the other from Tinder. The tinder date stood me up but the SA guy hit me up immediately after I got to the first date.

Now, special detail: I have already met this SA guy before. He was the one I may have named British because he lived in the UK for a great deal of time and he turned out to be American with no accent, and we met for coffee once. Totally hit it off! Exchanged a few more texts afterward, and never heard from him again. I actually think I may have sent him a strongly worded email that he never returned 🌚🚮

But yeah, this time the date was great, he didn’t recognize me so I just decided to wait it out until toward the end of the date, and he realized who I was at last & pieced it together. He was really bursting about how great he thought I was and surprisingly even that we had met before (I thought that might be a minus, not a plus). He kept telling me he really liked me and that he really wanted to see me again, so I asked if he was going to ghost me again like last time for a little teasing. He promised that wouldn’t happen this time around and that last time work and running his company got in the way of a lot so I told him it was ok.

OH. And we just kept it platonic last time, just hugged at the end of the date. But this time he full on kissed me and a bitch put her best kissing skills to use, because I was not going to let this guy get away again–I’m actually like an extremely exquisite kisser, cuz I’m just naturally a hoe–and he was SHOOK. He texted me today talking about how good the kiss was and how he “needs more” 🙄 niggas. Oh well, my lips worked. 😊

And in case y'all wondering, he was the nigga who gave his last two SBs apartments, cars, and 10k & 20k allowances. He is a whale and I am DEEP SEA FISHING!!! Pray for me sugars!!! I hope you guys land your POTs and find your whale/whalettes!!! 💜💋

When you tell a POT it's okay to pick you up and he likes that macho feeling...but it's really cuz you ain't tryna drive in this bastard ass weather 😊😊😊

So, after listening to Baby, It’s Cold Outside for the first time with the intent to actually pay attention to the lyrics I have realized that the freaking song is about a man pressuring a woman to stay with him and drink and have relations…. And he WILL NOT take No for an answer. The song is freaking gross.

I've always thought it was a creepy ass song

Who else phone battery stay dying cuz of the SA app? 😂