Brooke

me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems

It really drives me insane that I don’t know how people feel about me. Like am I nice??? Am I funny???? Am I mean???? Am I rude??? Am I obnoxious??? Am I dumb???? What am I????????????????????

toddle toddle toddle

Unmute this.

Do you ever get sad when you’re talking with someone and they just stop responding and you’re just alone again

me: ya know? lately i’ve been feeling pretty goo-

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

does anyone else feel like they aged 5 years in the first 6 months of 2016

THIS GIF IS THE BEST THING THATS EVER HAPPENED TO ME

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

goodnight to all the ones who never receive a goodnight

…I usually don’t reblog this kind of thing, but…for some reason, this really hit me.

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

My mom fosters for a local animal shelter. Sometimes she has kittens. I shall never admit a single one is cute — not even this one, Marlon Brando.