Trash I Guess?

i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it

Shin Godzilla (2016, dir. Hideaki Anno, Shinji Higuchi)

the freaking Pirates music

This the whooping as he grabs his can of soft drink for me lmao

I think it’s important to bear in mind that “complex” doesn’t necessarily mean “nuanced”. A thing can be complicated and also stupid as hell.

a ferocious beast

i will reblog these everytime i see them because she is just such a precious little ball of predatory fury

Git `em, kitty!  Take no sauce from these obstreperous leaves!

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

I know everyone’s seen this a million times, but it’s still SICK.

The origins of the mission status: sick image

i’ve reached the point in life where i’m literally in tears of this this is the funniest fucking thing——

name a trio more iconic than drew, cameron and lucy.

that’s right you can’t.

that weeb u just made fun of? his waifu just died in the latest episode of his favorite anime, think before you make fun of someone.

I really love the ant-man movies because they make Scott dumb but not…Dumb. Like he has a masters degree in engineering but he’s also goofy and lighthearted, and is still incredibly capable and adept at multiple things. 

Doll vs golf ball

Halloween is only several weeks away. You know what that means! PLEDGE YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO THE SKELETON WAR. OR ELSE SKELETONS WILL BLAME US IF THEY LOSE AND PUT BONES IN ALL OF OUR SOUP. IT’S AWFUL.

well this social situation isn’t going the way i acted it out in the shower