My gf and I are both disaster lesbians
When the time comes to talk about our favorite Irish folk/pop lesbian icon musician neither of us know how to say his name.
Hey are we just gonna ignore the fact that Kurt Cobain slut shamed nature in "In Bloom"? Like do it just really be like that?
Lesbian Tumblr Was Right
Killing Eve is a fantastic show.
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aragorn and legolas but theyre tired camp counselors
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joy is underrated as an artistic objective
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The only good article Cosmo has ever done
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This makes me so happy
This is what I need on my dash
Okay so like, the film Bound is the embodiment of the phrase "Be Gay, Do Crime."
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she’s gonna pass her classes and she’s gonna graduate
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Who
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the girl reading this
thanks!
Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
the 3 t's:
traveling, tattoos, & titties
Wlw solidarity is posting about wanting to kiss a girl or something and all your wlw friends comment "Mood" under it.
Me: Honestly I'm fine being single, it gives me more time to focus on myself and my music.
Me, five minutes later: IF I DON'T FIND A GIRL TO HOLD MY HAND I WILL DIE!!!!!
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write a story that takes place in the span of one minute.
Her lips were getting closer.
Oh my god, am I going to kiss back?
Am I gay?
She's so cute, does she think I'm cute?
Am I gonna be her girlfriend? Or does she just want a hook up?
What if I'm a terrible kisser? Oh no, I'll probably ruin it. She'll kiss me and I'll throw up or something gross.
Oh her lips are so close to mine. Her skin is so soft. Her smile is so pretty. He face and her outfits and her laugh all of it is so cute.
Her lips meet mine.
Yeah. I'm gay.
Tops: I want to slap your butt.
Bottoms: I want you to slap my butt.
Others: I want to slap people in the face.
I feel like I deserve an Oscar nomination for acting. I acted like a boy for 16 years and based on some peoples reactions it was apparently very convincing.
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my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house
me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty
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My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house
My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome
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Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now
My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit
Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you
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my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house
my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you we’re both so pretty
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Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go
My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each other’s tank tops
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I aspire to have one of these in my life.
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Cute date idea
Actually dating
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People joke about depression to cope with depression
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Life is just finding a bunch of creative ways to distract yourself until you die.