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I'M MOVING TO @randvis-raven
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This chart is amazing! Thank you so much!
Waiit.. Avocados are in season year round?!?! Then why do the prices go up ridiculously from time to time?!
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“my child is fine” your child understands this meme
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I never considered baby capybaras were a thing but here I am, d'awstruck but the tiny adorable child
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holy shit
It's not that I wouldn't follow a dog into the woods to go on an adventure it's just that I think this is the sort of trail that leads to being on a true crime podcast.
I’d totally follow a dog into a woods to go on an adventure........while carrying a katana just in case.
oh screw you doubters this is damn magical
In the past 7 days alone:
- Trump election fraud tape where he tries to convince the Georgia Secretary of State to “find him 11,000 more votes” comes out
- Warnock & Ossoff win their Senate run off races in Georgia, making the US Senate a 50-50 tie between Democrats and Republicans and giving the Democrats an effective government trifecta
- an armed mob incited by multiple GOP officials (including Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, and Josh Hawley) storms the Capitol building, resulting in at least 4 deaths, thousands of dollars of property damage, and the first time the Capitol building has been breached since the War of 1812
- 2nd impeachment proceedings against Trump are announced while multiple high-ranking government officials publicly urge Pence and the Cabinet to invoke the 25th Amendment
- Elaine Chao & Betsy DeVos resign from Trump’s Cabinet
- Daily coronavirus deaths in the United States top 4,000 for the first time
- Trump gets permabanned from Twitter & tries to use the official POTUS account as a burner, gets immediately locked out, & runs through multiple other apparent burner accounts (which all get suspended). Meanwhile, multiple other social media sites preemptively issue statements that any account he tries to open on their platforms will be instantly suspended
- Steve Bannon’s Youtube channel gets taken down
- Parler gets taken down from the Google Play Store and Apple gives it 24 hours to enforce content moderation or face removal from the App Store
- Rush Limbaugh deactivates his Twitter account
SNL’s going to have an absolute field day tomorrow night
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To anyone who wakes up another day and tries life again, I'm proud of you.
ladies we need to start frantically and obsessively reading books in less than 24 hours again..remember how happy we were
Anonymous asked:
What do you think of the "revenge bad" tropes frequently found
it actually pisses me off sooooo much when characters are like "ohhh but if i hurt or kill the bastard who made my life and others' a living hell i'm just as bad as they are!" like grow up and shoot him what are you catholic
"but i'm too good to kill anyone! :(" i'm not. give me the gun.
things I think the Critical Role team has the budget to do:
- “blooper” reel for the Vox Machina animated series at the end of it, like in Monsters Inc.
things I think the Critical Role team should do with their animation budget:
- “blooper” reel for the Vox Machina animated series at the end of it, like in Monsters Inc.
so i’ve seen this around a lot and i always felt like the version i listened to just. didn’t have everything? sO! i edited together my three favourite versions of the tik tok sea shanty! enjoy!!
(listen with headphones if possible!)
(yes i know the ending is bad oKaY-)
what your favorite sapphic show says about you
she-ra: you’re a basic bitch, but honestly very chill and nice
the haunting of bly manor: you probably read a shit ton of sapphic yearning posts at 2 am
wynona earp: you definitely had an “i’m so edgy” phase in middle school
one day at a time: you are the mom of the friend group
the owl house: i feel like you used to be a she-ra stan, but now you just can’t stop watching little miss perfect and ordinary animatics
supergirl: i wish i had your amount of patience, and also you probably read a ton of fan fic
killing eve: no thoughts in your brain because that’s where villanelle lives
the 100: you can somehow live on even the tiniest sliver of representation, and you have a very intense love/hate relationship with the cw
legends of tomorrow: you’re kinda awkward, but actually so funny
euphoria: you’re very cool can we please be friends
atypical: you refuse to wear anything but flannels and converse
glee: you’re a theater kid