Donna: Alcina isn't answering her phone.
Y/N: I'll call.
Heisenberg: Moreau and I have both tried six times each, what makes you think-
Alcina: Hello?
"Thank you for the 100 gift subs...."
*sighs*
"steponmemommymilkers69"
what do I need to do to get a tall mommy vampire girlfriend 😩
Anonymous asked:
oh god *hides behind ask anonymously button* hi moss <3 could you do alcina with a maiden who has a mommy kink? yk like it could be that she slips up one day, and miss dimitrescu goes all soft and reassuring about it. have a nice day/evening!!
HAPPY LITTLE ACCIDENT. lady alcina dimitrescu x reader
description. you were ashamed of your kink for the most part and this slip-up should have cost you your life, but it didn't
minors dni. lowercase writing intended, suggestive content, mommy kink, sub/dom dynamics, size difference, fingering,
moss' notes. hiding behind the button? omg does moss know you anonie? anywho, moss hopes you enjoy this little piece they wrote up :)
Lady Dimitrescu's Fluff Alphabet
a - affection (how affectionate are they? how do they show affection? do they cuddle, hug, etc. often?)
She's very affectionate in private, stroking your face and kissing your head while she reads letters. She'll place her wide gloved hand over yours so delicately when she speaks to you, it feels heavenly. But when you're not together in private, it's a different story. With her daughters, she doesn't really mind, she trusts them with her feelings but it's still fairly chaste around them. If there's an occasion when the other lords or Mother Miranda are around, it's a no go. She's not comfortable letting people know that side of her, unless she's in control and initiates. And most of the time, that initiation comes from possessiveness and jealousy. Just a kiss here and a pat on the head as she sends you away, calling you pet in that sweet but commanding voice of hers.
b - best quality (their best quality)
She's extremely observant, nothing typically gets past her. If you're having an off day and feeling bad, she knows immediately by the way your shoulders are held and the look on your face. And if you're the type to not be able to initiate conversation about how you're feeling, she's the best person to be with, because she just knows and will ask you. She also just loves to watch you, watch your actions to see what you like, what you dislike. You stare at a painting too long? Good, because now she's asking you about it every time she catches you gazing at it. Do you like it? Do you hate it? How does it make you feel? It's an original, as you may well know. And if you like it? Good, because it's yours and it stays in your quarters for the rest of time. You hate it? See ya. It's now left somewhere in the turrets of the castle hidden from all eyes, to hell with it being an original.
c - confession (how would they confess their love for their partner? what would be the moment they knew they loved you?)
There's never any one confession, any specific end-all-be-all on her part. There's never one that feels like the world stops in place and you're held in the balance with bated breath, awaiting a merciless fall. It just sort of happens. She'll tell you how she feels, but it doesn't stir something new, it just confirms what you already knew. You love her, and she loves you, and that's it. There's never a question of how the other feels as you lay in bed next to her soft and tall frame. One day you wake up with a ring on your finger, and it feels like nothing has changed when everything drastically has.
d - domestic (do they want to settle down? how are they at cooking and cleaning and taking care of themselves?)
Of course she wants to settle down. That’s legitimately her end goal when she meets you. Her life is already fairly domestic, if you don’t count the crazy ass experiments and notable gore and cult activities. She lives with her daughters in a giant castle while making a great living with her family’s wine business. What more could anyone ask for? If you’re worried about your prospects, you don’t have to fear because your Lady will take care of you. She’s great at taking care of herself, too. Literally has an entire self-care routine for her body and self. However, she isn’t exactly well-versed with cooking and cleaning and things of that nature. It’s not like she couldn’t if she had to, but she’s never exactly had to. She was born into a well-off family, and even now has maids and cooks and hired servants to do her bidding. She’s never really had the need to learn.
Alcina: *coming towards Y/N with open arms*
Y/N: *moves out of the way*
Alcina: Darling, why'd you move?!
Y/N: I thought you were going to attack
me.
Alcina: I was going to hug you!
Y/N: Why would you hug me?
Alcina: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
