Drabbles!!
(A/N) So, I finally collected my favourite drabbles. Most of those below are from another blog, but I just can’t find him/her. So if those are your drabbles or you know the user those drabbles are from, please let me know, so I can give them the credit they deserve!
How this works: Choose one or more prompts and a character and send me your request. You can do it as an anon, but if you do it non-anon like, I can tag you. And if you’d like any more details to be added (who says the line, for example) just add it to the request. You can find a list of characters I write for down below.
The things you send me, will be turned into a oneshot.
1. “Close your eyes.“ – „I swear, if you’re doing something strange, I’ll kill you!”
2. “Are you…flirting with me?” – “About damned time you notice!”
3. “Please stop smiling at me. I keep messing everything up when you look at me like that!”
4. “You look so comfy and cuddle-able!”
5. “I can’t believe, how a few months ago I wanted to learn your name and now you’re eating breakfast in my shirt.”
6. “No…it’s just like…I can’t believe you’re actually wearing my clothes.”
7. “You can hurt yourself with that.” – uses weapon skilfully – “You were saying?”
8. “You know, to be a smartass, you have to be smart. Otherwise you’re just an ass.”
9. “IS THAT PAINT?” – “Nope, just my blood.”
10. “That looks infected.” – “It’s fine.” – “You’re dying!” – “Well…that’s fine too.”
11. “I can save you.” – “No, you can’t.”
12. “Do you think at all before you speak?”
13. “You know, unlike some other people, I don’t sleep with everyone I make eye contact with.”
14. “Promise me you’ll take better care of yourself.”
15. “I’ve made so many mistakes, but you’re not one of them.”
16. “You, didn’t do the dishes, I’m not doing you!”
17. “Hot, gorgeous, beautiful…whatever you want to call me.”
18. “Who are we ignoring?”
19. “I love sarcasm! It’s like punching people in the face with words.”
20. “You’re one insult away from starting a war.”
21. “I love you from the bottom from my heart, but I don’t trust you cooking. So stay out of my kitchen.”
22. “I have nothing to apologise for.”
23. “Don’t judge because I’m quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.”
24. “Why aren’t you worshipping me, mortal?” – “Not interested, thanks though.”
25. “I’m going to kill you!” – “Daring/Dude, I’m already dead.”
26. “It’s hard to have a heart, when you stopped so many others.”
27. “I’d like to apologies to everyone, for what’s about to happen.”
28. “Death is the only god, who will come if you call.”
29. “God damnit!” – “You can’t say that!” – “Okay. Satan bless it!”
30. “I hate you.” – “Why? I’m lovely!”
31. “Why were you trying to kill me?” – “I was hired to.”
32. “You’re…” – “Beautiful, gorgeous, immensely talented-“ – “…dangerous.”
33. “I know the voices aren’t real, but man, they come up with some great ideas!”
34. “All that blood looks good on you. It really brings out your eyes.”
35. “You see, my idea of ‘help from above’, is a sniper.”
36. “You’re a psychopath.” – “I prefer creative.”
37. “Excuse me? Which level of hell is this?”
38. “Fuck an apology! I’m not sorry for anything!”
39. “Who are you? Death?” – “Sometimes. Not today though.”
40. “I’d rather be spilling blood.”
41. “Spoiler alert: everybody dies.”
42. “No! I’m not feeling violent. I’m feeling creative with weapons.”
43. “Don’t you feel lonely living in your own little world?” – “Don’t you feel powerless living in other people’s world?”
44. “I may have, accidently adopted five cats.”
45. “The problem is: if I kiss you, I don’t think I’d be able to stop.”
46. “I can lose everything! But not you, oh god, not you!”
47. “Kill me if you must, but I will not bow to a king, who wears a crown studded with jewels of every life he’s taken.”
48. “I am the monster you created.”
49. “Why should I apologies for being the monster I’ve become? No one ever apologised for making me this way!”
50. “The chains may be broken, but are you truly free?”
51. “The devil’s got nothing on me, my friend.”
52. “Clever as the devil and twice as pretty.”
53. “Can I stay in the reality of your universe? Mine sucks.”
54. “So, what’s your plan?” – “My plan was to follow your plan!”
55. “I do what I want and you’ll do what you’re told!”
56. “This is my life now. I climbed that hill and I’ll die upon it.” – “Shut up! We’ve only been hiking for like five minutes!”
57. “I’m getting the distinct feeling that I’m not welcome here.”
58. “Don’t bleed on my floor!”
59. “…I think I broke him/her.”
60. “You’ve got to believe me!” – “Sorry, but I tend to not believe compelling liars.”
61. “I’d take a bullet for you, you know that.” – “You’re immortal. And I’m going to kill you if you keep saying that.”
62. “I know it’s three in the morning, but I can’t find my cat.”
63. “If you walk out that door…don’t you ever come back.”
64. “Will you just let me think for a minute and let me think?!”
65. “Ignore me. I didn’t see anything.”
67. “You look…” – “Beautiful, I know. Can we please move on now?”
68. “I’ve never stood a chance, did I?” – “That’s the sad part. You once did.”
69. “I thought you forgot about me.” – “Never.”
70. “I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”
71. “We have like five people trying to kill us. What are we gonna do?” – “Well, it’s more like nine.” – “Oh well, I’m sorry I wasn’t specific enough!”
72. “Oh, look at all the pretties!” – “Can you please stop talking about assault rifles, the same way you talk about shoes?”
73. “I am way to sober for this shit.”
74. “Stop that.” – “Stop what?” – “That thing you’re doing with your face when you’re happy. It’s making me nauseous.”
75. “Take my hand.” – “Why?” – “I’m trying to ask you to marry me! So, take my damned hand!”
76. “Well, do as I say, not as I do.”
77. “Come here.” – “Why?” – “Just come here!” – “No, you’re gonna hit me!”
78. “I’m fine.” – “You don’t look fine.” – “Then stop looking.”
79. “You need to stop doing that!” – “Doing what?” – “Things that make me want to kiss you.”
80. “I’m not a doctor, but I think he’s dead.”
81. “I’d love to insult you, but I’m afraid I won’t do as well as nature did.”
82. “Want to come over? Nobody’s home.” – “On my way.” – “I’m here, where are you?” – “Told you nobody’s home.”
- Aragorn
- Legolas
- Frodo
- Sam
- Merry
- Pippin
- Harry
- Ron
- Draco
- Fred & George
- Tom Riddle
- Snape
- Neville
- Loki
- Thor
- Captain America
- Iron Man
- Tom Hiddleston
- Benedict Cumberbatch
- Jeffrey Dean Morgan
- Sebastian Stan
- Jai Courtney
- Tom Felton
- Jeremy Renner
- Bill Skarsgard
