Brohibiting

not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

devastated to report that being unemployed is also terrible

I will never forgive mattel for not letting earring magic ken keep his mesh shirt and cock ring necklace in the movie

truly unforgivable

peer reviewed tags

[Seducing You] I made pasta.

Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats

this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…

Reading comprehension on this site is piss-poor

How dare you say aces piss on the poor

Happy pride y'all

charlie’s reaction to mac being on his gay shit is so real

communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp

i learned that there was an early 1900s act named “Sober Sue”, who’s draw was she never smiled. A theater offered $1000 to any one who could make her laugh, attracting big comedians. Crowds came out to watch them try, and fail, giving them a free show. Later it came out that Sue suffered from facial paralysis (x)

im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

this dude drops way too many solid one liners to not be getting help with them, lol

Oh I am so fully willing to believe he comes up with all of these himself

sorry. what the fuck was that?

he gaggy on my rogers until I whoopsy-doo

Nothing is more amusing right now than seeing right wing DW fans discover that RTD really, really, really doesn't like them.