HEY IF YOU WANT SOME ART FOR A FIC OR AU OR YOUR FAVORITE SHIP OR AN OC, I LITERALLY CANT DO ANY OF THAT BUT YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT @lizard-queen-izzy HERE AND ON TIKTOK AND INSTAGRAM THEY HAVE COMISSIONS OPEN AND THEIR ART IS AMAZING THEY DESERVE ALL THE SUPPORT!!
Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection
Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. There’s been a lot of people on this site lately being like “oooh no don’t make viral uwu I’m so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications can’t handle 10k reblogs” well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly I’m not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think it’d be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting “famous tumblr popcorn post” on the list
Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2023, in May specifically, I’m 30 and for the record it rules, I had a lil aging crisis and now I’m past that and I’m just like goddamn it is great being in my thirties and I had a wonderful birthday NO THANKS TO YOU GUYS
actually, much thanks to you guys. Some of you were inspiringly crazy about this post. Frankly you worked harder for this than I did, and your efforts were touching and inspiring and funny and yet we STILL FAILED. GUYS WE GOTTA PUT OUR EYES BACK ON THE BALL. We have ehhh about six months before I turn the big three-one, which is actually the most important birthday because now you’re in your thirties For Real, and I personally can’t think of a better way to ring in my 31st year of life than by trying and failing to do something that I was hoping to knock out in my twenties.
Good luck, kiddo
Are you satisfied, op? When will it be enough?
I feel I couldn’t have been clearer about the number at which this will be enough
You guys I had this whole fucking bit planned. I was gonna pathetically beg for notes for months. It was gonna be a whole progressively building thing. But you guys were, and I say this with complete affection, so fucking annoying to me personally and to everyone who follows you. Again, I really phoned this in. Some of you guys were just like “what if I replied every letter of the alphabet one at a time and then did it again.” And then reblogged it 30 times. That’s so much work to make some numbers go up and again so annoying to so many people. You all should be proud. I did literally ask for this. Your weird level of work made me feel connected to a sea of strangers who wanted me to succeed but also, and again I say this with affection and love, annoyed me deeply along the way.
The perfect conclusion to this saga
"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit
ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit's back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.
HAS SOMEONE TOLD THE REDDITORS ABOUT THE TUMBLR HOLIDAYS???
NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES?
IDES OF MARCH?
OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY???
THE ONE RANDOM DAY IN JULY WHEN WE ALL REBLOG THE NEW VERSION OF THE JACK SKELLINGTON "EXCITED ABOUT HALLOWEEN" POST???
They are studying us in petri dishes
"I'm kinda with it" WE GOT EM LADS!
(Says I, a person who's never seen a star war since I was six)
They are studying us in petri dishes
"I'm kinda with it" WE GOT EM LADS!
(Says I, a person who's never seen a star war since I was six)
Is this a crossover episode?
(Click for better quality!)
FUCK!!!!!!!! FFFUUUCCCKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MIRACULOUS LADYBUG GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
They are studying us in petri dishes
"I'm kinda with it" WE GOT EM LADS!
(Says I, a person who's never seen a star war since I was six)
imagine youre fresh from tour, excited to see your daughter again then find out your friend has arranged political roleplay that you find out via mail
They are studying us in petri dishes
"I'm kinda with it" WE GOT EM LADS!
(Says I, a person who's never seen a star war since I was six)
the funniest thing ever just happened to me
im changing my name purely bc i don’t like it and we just told my family like a month ago. i haven’t been home since then but today i got back and my (extremely country) uncle gives me a pat on the back and goes “so i hear you’re my nephew now. proud of you, son” and i have to very gently say i am so so happy to hear that but i am still his niece just with a cooler name. and he throws his hat down on the table and goes “no! but ive been practicing!” so now he is calling me his nephew for fun
FUCK!!!!!!!! FFFUUUCCCKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MIRACULOUS LADYBUG GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
They are studying us in petri dishes
"I'm kinda with it" WE GOT EM LADS!
(Says I, a person who's never seen a star war since I was six)
Imploring you all to remember that Marinette will have a sick motor bike in a few years and currently rides around on her little Vespa and she takes all her friends on the back and in the future adiren and marinette are going to be living together and married and marinette is going to take them everywhere on her sick bike and she's going to have a cute helmet just for adrien
And the helmet will have cat ears 😌
FUCK!!!!!!!! FFFUUUCCCKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MIRACULOUS LADYBUG GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA