according to my clock he’s got five minutes to make his appointment
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the feminine urge to keep a little corner of your heart always reserved for pure, unfiltered rage
depression or whatever is soooo embarrassing oops i ruined a large chunk of my future because i just didn’t feel like doing anything for a while . Epic Cringe babe...
I’m not on tumblr because I really like it necessarily, but I am a twenty-something young professional in a really formal and prestigious field, and I woke up this morning and wrote a draft of like 400 words of meta about a cartoon character, and like, where the fuck else am I supposed to post that? Facebook? Twitter? You can’t post about anime on facebook. People use their actual photos there. I need somewhere to be weird in peace where there aren’t any employers.
i wanna rewatch julie and the phantoms… i wanna feel something
What a year this week has been.
It’s Monday.
It sure as hell is.
The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets
anyways some of us are just blessed with a mixture of touch aversion and touch starvation. and it’s sexy
Non-native English speakers shouldn’t worry too much about finding words that sound the same confusing (brake-break, through-threw) when learning English bc every single person with English as their first language has had the universal experience of using L’Oréal shampoo in the colorful fish bottles at some point when they were kids and believed that “tear-free” meant if it gets in your eyes you won’t cry (and learned the meaning of betrayal that day) only to discover later that “tear-free” meant your hair won’t get tangled and it will be easier to brush out and not your eyes won’t burn with the fires of hell if it gets in them soooo....
sketchdump with some more jatp genderbend au!! julian / jules and flynn by popular demand and some shenanigans
(dw the girl band au is still very much ✨gay✨ cus that was the whole purpose of it ngl but its so much fun interpreting these characters in different ways <3)
starei
self care is listening to the same songs over and over again while imagining unrealistic scenarios but getting a rush of adrenaline as if they're actually happening
there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!
what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“
My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.
“what’s your favorite game?”
Why does she look like Kathrine Ryan???
there is a special spot in my heart reserved for a teen emperor and his love for inappropriately timed jokes
from the last chapter of Winter