The Simpsons with guest appearances of The White Stripes

omg can I have this baby now!!? <3 😍

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Me going down water slides.

Me tryna move forward in Life everyday

One per employee

its fake water season lads

forbidden water time

thorsty

this is like the most bulgarian thing i’ve ever seen

Wind said “Fuck Blue Lives”

absolutely stellar

A girl at my school tried to seduce one of our (super straight-laced) math professors. She ACTUALLY sat on his desk and had a super low-cut shirt on and everything and actually leaned over to him and according to eye-witnesses:

Girl: “Oh professor, I’m really struggling but I would do ANYTHING to pass this class.”

The professor leans in until his face is just inches from hers and whispers in the same seductive tone:

Before promptly getting up and walking away just leaving her on the desk.

“Then study”

She made her account private after this

“Higher your goals” IM SCREAMING.

usher: it’s been fifty leven days, umpteen hours

me: 

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

my brain: *out of breath* Was that good?!

Me in a beret, taking a long draft from a cigarette and leaning back in my director’s chair: once again, from the top, this time with feeling

Charlie Cox teases a line from Betrayal.

Neighbor boy knocked on my door. Often he needs his soccer ball inflated and asks me to use my air compressor. He’s holding a giant ass jar of minced garlic. And I’m like “So uh…what’s going on? We have Italian or what?”

“Umm. Umm. Grandma can’t open the jar and I’m not strong enough. Can you?”

So I open the jar. He runs back and spills the entire jar on the sidewalk.

I’m the kid

I AM DYING😂😂😂

can y’all just stay home next time if you’re not gonna even try

don’t forget frank ocean, who showed up looking like he was working security

he thought it  meant camping gear

Wanda: You took everything from me

Thanos:

Another satisfied customer.

“Be Quiet Tiffany” a dramatic reenactment

the best audition monologue

the mods on the ProJared subreddit demodded him so he can’t delete anything holy shit

the whole internet every time a popular online personality gets busted for being a dick:

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo

Cheated on your wife, now your channel is through

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