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Good Morning Sunday

October 1st! 😃👍 #Halloween

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BLUE NEIGHBORHOOD

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How To Get A Job Fast As Hell

@owenabbott

Apply to a job, wait (1) day, then call. Give them your first and last name. Tell them you submitted an application and that you’re very motivated to find [Enter field name] work. Let the conversation lead you wherever it takes. Be very polite. Say” thank you for your time, I’ll be looking forward to hearing back from you.” Rinse, repeat. This is to force them to be looking out for your application.
When you get to the interview, shake their hand firmly, tell them your first and last name.
Describe your experiences as “ two years transcription and data entry” if you have a desk job interview and “ [however many years] costumer service, retail and stock” for your retail jobs.
Don’t use job “ buzz words” I stg they hear them all day. Say things like, “ I’m detail oriented and am very good at taking instruction.” “ I would like to work for a company with integrity and I feel that [ company name] would be a good fit”
When they ask you if you have “reliable transportation” say YES. don’t tell them what kind of transportation, just say yes. (if you don’t do this, you wont get the job , I’m telling you right now).
Research the company. Know what they do, why they do it, how OLD the company is. WHERE it was founded, and what kind of position you’re intending to apply for.
When they ask you “ give us a situation where you had to blah blah blah” Make one the fuck up. Make yourself sound good as hell, and like you put your company’s needs slightly above the customer’s needs, but make the customer happy.
If they ask you about being outgoing, Say you “like to focus on your work so you can concentrate on doing things right” (which buys you out of having to act friendly all the time)

Questions for after the interview:

1. Does this position offer upward mobility?

2. Do you enjoy working for the company? (if you’re not interviewing for a temp agency who will send you anywhere)

Then, shake their hand, Ask them to repeat their name (REMEMBER THIS) say thank you for your time, wish them a nice day and leave. write their name down outside if you have to, just remember the fuck out of it.
AFTER your interview, send a card directed to the name of the person who interviewed you (I’ll give you them) that says “Thank you for the interview, I appreciate the opportunity. have a great day” This shows that you have an understanding of professionalism, and will have them thinking of you kindly (or at least remembering you) when they’re shuffling through the choices.
DO NOT tell them you just moved to the city over the phone. In person, tell them you just moved to the city. Make it sound like the only reason you need a job is because you moved. Not because you’re desperate.

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The titles of each section are key words you can use to search for jobs on Snagajob.com and Simplyhired.

Data Entry:

Front Desk:

Other jobs you don’t need a degree for that aren’t retail:

Dental hygenist ( yeah, seriously, who knew!) They also make about 40,000 a year)
Stenographer-Court Reporter
Surveyer ( you need a certificate for this, but its something you can get while working a temporary job and doing this on the side. Also, they make like $55,000 a year sooooooo) https://sjobs.brassring.com/TGWEbHost/jobdetails.aspx?jobId=1406428&PartnerId=16023&SiteId=5118&codes=IND
Real Estate Broker
Purchasing agents, except wholesale, retail, and farm products ( basically you arrange to buy large things) they make like 60K
Claims adjuster
Loan Officer
Subway driver (trains) they make like 60K,
Duct Cleaner: http://jobview.monster.com/Duct-Cleaners-950-00-Weekly-Entry-Level-Flexible-Hours-Call-to-Apply-Job-Chicago-IL-US-161970321.aspx?intcid=re

I knew this but I’m reblogging cause someone might not know

I’m saving this.

This helped me get a job

cosmic-noir

Reblogging again for everyone!

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If I had another heart I’d let you break that one too.

(via hadaes)

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lonelier-drunkerandbeautifuler

This could be fun or extremely sad

1: Name

2: Age

3: 3 Fears

4: 3 things I love

5: 4 turns on

6: 4 turns off

7: My best friend

8: Sexual orientation

9: My best first date

10: How tall am I

11: What do I miss

12: What time were I born

13: Favorite color

14: Do I have a crush

15: Favorite quote

16: Favorite place

17: Favorite food

18: Do I use sarcasm

19: What am I listening to right now

20: First thing I notice in new person

21: Shoe size

22: Eye color

23: Hair color

24: Favorite style of clothing

25: Ever done a prank call?

27: Meaning behind my URL

28: Favorite movie

29: Favorite song

30: Favorite band

31: How I feel right now

32: Someone I love

33: My current relationship status

34: My relationship with my parents

35: Favorite holiday

36: Tattoos and piercing i have

37: Tattoos and piercing i want

38: The reason I joined Tumblr

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

42: When did I last hold hands?

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?

45: Where am I right now?

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

49: Am I excited for anything?

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

55: What is something I disliked about today?

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

57: What do I think about most?

58: What’s my strangest talent?

59: Do I have any strange phobias?

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

61: What was the last lie I told?

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

64: Do I believe in magic?

65: Do I believe in luck?

66: What's the weather like right now?

67: What was the last book I've read?

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?

69: Do I have any nicknames?

70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?

71: Do I spend money or save it?

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?

74: Favorite animal?

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

78: How can you win my heart?

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

80: What is my favorite word?

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

86: What is my current desktop picture?

87: Had sex?

88: Bought condoms?

89: Gotten pregnant?

90: Failed a class?

91: Kissed a boy?

92: Kissed a girl?

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

94: Had job?

95: Left the house without my wallet?

96: Bullied someone on the internet?

97: Had sex in public?

98: Played on a sports team?

99: Smoked weed?

100: Did drugs?

101: Smoked cigarettes?

102: Drank alcohol?

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

104: Been overweight?

105: Been underweight?

106: Been to a wedding?

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

109: Been outside my home country?

110: Gotten my heart broken?

111: Been to a professional sports game?

112: Broken a bone?

113: Cut myself?

114: Been to prom?

115: Been in airplane?

116: Fly by helicopter?

117: What concerts have I been to?

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

119: Learned another language?

120: Wore make up?

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?

122: Had oral sex?

123: Dyed my hair?

124: Voted in a presidential election?

125: Rode in an ambulance?

126: Had a surgery?

127: Met someone famous?

128: Stalked someone on a social network?

129: Peed outside?

130: Been fishing?

131: Helped with charity?

132: Been rejected by a crush?

133: Broken a mirror?

134: What do I want for birthday?

Send me some?

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northern-proper

One of the hardest things you will ever have to do, my dear, is to grieve the loss of a person who is still alive.

My father’s advice #1 (via northern-proper)

Truuuuu

(via waakeme-up)

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douxkitten

this is better pic

Omg

Omg yes! Debbie!

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earthdad

everyone on Tumblr needs to start clearing up their act

Santa Claus is coming soon and we won’t get presents if we keep sinning

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Role Reversal

aboveignorance

Basically

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1.You left before the hickey even had a chance to fade. You left soon after we had sex, and I wonder, was it just fucking to you or were we actually making love? 2. You said you loved me, but you never fought to keep me. Did you not mean it when you said it or am I just not worth the trouble? 3.You are careless with promises, aren’t you, babe? You said you’d never hurt me again. Well fuck, here I am hurting. Here I am punishing myself for losing you. I should have known I lost you a long time ago. No matter how many times you came back, you just were not quite here. 4.I enjoyed making love, but now i’ll go fuck to the same songs we did. I’ll just drink whiskey until i’m on the floor crying to people I only met two days ago and i’ll fuck the boy who knew I was quite vulnerable. I’ll fuck and i’ll cry and i’ll be anything but sober. 5.People say you aren’t worth the tears but I can’t keep them from coming. 6. I heard several apologizes spill from your mouth, but I think you just wanted forgiveness. Were you even sorry a little bit? 7. I’ll love you today, and i’ll love you tomorrow, and i’ll love you ten years from now. You’ll be that story that I give my kids when it comes to heart break. I’ll tell them that it hurt like hell and how you were supposed to be the one. I’ll tell them that there’s boys who will pry you open and spill acid into your heart. They’ll watch as you rot and they’ll only say sorry when they need something. That they’ll come in and out of your life as they please unless you put a stop to it. I’ll tell them that they need to be stronger than I was, that It’ll hurt to leave, but it’ll hurt worse to give them as many chances as they want. 8. You were the wrong choice. Maybe if I wouldn’t have let you back in, I wouldn’t be here again bawling my eyes out and trying not to throw myself into a grave. 9. You knew I wasn’t stable, but you were completely willing to mess with my wild head. 10. Something draws me to the boys who only know love through hurt. The ones who will bruise you with words and use you like an object. Well I didn’t need you to do that, i’ll bruise myself with words and do my own hurting. I didn’t need you to come in and hurt me like you did. fuck. 11. You’ll try to come back, won’t you? say you made a mistake, say you were a fool, and i’ll try to lock you out, but you will get in anyways because we both know, I can never say no to you. 12. I hope one day, you see me happy with someone else, you’ll stop in the middle of conversation, and you’ll feel your heart break into a million pieces. 13. I hope a day doesn’t go by that you don’t miss me, because I know that it won’t even last a second without me missing you. 14. I’m so vulnerable, stop using that against me. 15. I’d end this with saying goodbye, but I know that it would be pointless. I can’t say goodbye when my heart is always open for you. Goodbye for now, I guess, and hello whenever you decide you want me back.

15 thoughts after our breakup (via drinkt0forget)

This is so accurate

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It’s pretty crazy, isn’t it? How much we grow and change in just a few years time. Not just our weight or our age, but our confidence and our view of the world.

I’m more confident than I’ve ever been, and it isn’t because I weigh less; it’s because I finally decided to embrace the weird things I wanted to do in order to enjoy being who I am. I dyed my hair, got piercings, got tattoos and started dressing in the crazy strange clothes I loved.

People ask me what the key to learning to love yourself is. Here’s one secret.

Losing weight isn’t going to fix all of your problems, especially if what makes you feel insecure are looks and cruel words from other people. Those who would bully and hurt you because of your appearance don’t “want you to be healthy,” they want to keep you down.

The only way you win their game is to stop playing; to define yourself by your own merits and aspirations and not the labels these people try and use to keep you contained.

Peace comes from within. Do not try and seek it from without.

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maxwelldpoetry

Stop pouring what’s left of you into someone else who is also broken. Focus on yourself first.

maxwelldpoetry (via maxwelldpoetry)

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Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy.

Robert Tew (via sleeping--buddha)

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Her goal was to love with her whole heart without ending up feeling empty. To be alone without feeling alone. And to know she was still whole even when she felt broken.

l.i.u. , 10/31/15 (via love-inspire-universally)

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maxwelldpoetry

Pay attention, my dear. I’m going to tell you the secret to getting a good boyfriend. You have to be confident. 1. When you walk, don’t slouch. Hold your head up high like the princess that you are; if it helps, imagine that you wear a crown made of gold and silver and the minute it falls, it breaks beyond repair. Just so you know, you will never truly lose your crown. This is only an idea to keep you standing tall. 2. When those boys you like speak to you, look them in the eye. These boys like it when you hold back; they like knowing they have power and control and I guarantee the ones not worth it will be unable to hold your gaze. 3. Speak up. If they say or do something you don’t like, don’t be afraid to burn them with the well deserved words that come out of your mouth or simply leave them. You have the right to defend yourself and your values and keeping yourself in a good light is no reason to let yourself be treated like a doormat. You can still be as beautiful as you are while disagreeing; the worthy ones won’t run when you show you have some backbone. 4. Tolerate no abuse. As you grow up, you will be warned about physical abuse constantly to the point of wondering just how high your chances are of coming home to us with a black eye but let me tell you something: abuse isn’t as black and white as him laying his hands on you. If he says things that make you feel any less amazing than you are, you need to leave. I don’t care how much he satisfies you, regardless of the exact way he does so. Those words are smoke, his arms are a burning house and you need to escape immediately. 5. Know your worth. If you need a reminder of who you represent, look at your mother and the way she radiates beauty without even trying. I don’t know how she does it. What I do know, is that you can do more. You can be more than anything I or your mother could ever be. Never forget that you are capable of anything you put your mind to. Never forget that you are precious.

Maxwell Diawuoh, “How To Get A Good Boyfriend” (via maxwelldpoetry)

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stability

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In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time

ohmonroe

I vow to reblog this every time is shows up on my dash

tahitea

love this

they caused a car crash

homosexualstereotypes

No they didn’t. The man driving his car who took his eyes off the road because he was staring at a pair of women caused a car crash. He averted his eyes from the road, he endangered other people and he crashed his own car. This is all the proof you need that we live in a society that blames women for things they didn’t do.

^ Reblog for the comment and lovely picture

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2000ish

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