but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.

who else has fucking scissors for hands

my phone battery died faster than my dreams

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS SHOW FOR THE PAST SEVEN YEARS AND JUST NOW REALIZED THEYRE WEARING YOUNG AND OLD VERSIONS OF THE SAME OUTFIT

I was thinking about this like what if Madame Foster wished she was young again so she could do errands that aren’t easy for her in her old age, so she imagined Frankie.

DON’T.

STOP RIGHT THERE. NOT A SINGLE STEP CLOSER.

febreezing my notes to cover the smell of my dying grades

Best Spongebob episodes

WHY DO I KNOW ALL OF THIS BY HEART?

i think squidward has some kinks that nobody has talked about

Me as a parent

self confidence level: kelso

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking