I find comfort in knowing that people who I’ve cut out of my life are left with this version of me that simply doesn’t exist anymore. The memory and image of me that they have isnt who I am, and I’m happy that it’s that way. I’ve changed and grown and they wont ever get the chance to know the better version of myself that I’ve become during their absence.

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

Throwback to when I made this for a high school project and my teacher was upset at me using Beyoncé to celebrate the King.

Happy MLK Day y'all

This shit bumps

a timeless classic.

I can’t with this. This fucks me up every time.

This is amazing

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

im here for this analysis

The culture needs this. There are many ways to express being a carefree Black Girl. We don’t gotta choose one way!

this

Whew lawd, if only if only. 😩

This made me tear up. We all can be heroes!

When she thick and you ain't sure if ya meat gone make it through

“Father stretch my mans pt.1”

Whomahgad 😂

AHDKSIJWLS

THIS IS THE BEST USAGE OF MEMES I’VE EVER SEEN 

the bar for 2017 is set so low it’s incredible

if we avoid nuclear war in 2017 it will have been a smashing success but even that’s up in the air

I just heard that the reason that Beyonce announced her pregnancy is because Blue was out there telling all her classmates that her mom was pregnant. When I say I HOLLERED like thats so funny