pet dragon 

edit: I DREW THIS I did not glue fur onto my snake fhdjskgfk

YOU FUCKING DREW THIS???

EXCUSE ME MX.

WHAT

Hey Boots… Hey… You okay, bud?

Run

a study in reverse lifts (or, badass female ice dancers)

ft. Sinead Kerr/John Kerr, Marina Anissina/Gwendal Peizerat, Sara Hurtado/Adrián Díaz,  Federica Faiella/Massimo Scali, Oona Brown/Gage Brown

I remember Anissina/Peizerat. Audible gasps from the audience when they did that.

hero: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO???

villain: *choking back tears* uh, yeah, i'm actually trying really hard here man

hero: *now looking uncomfortable* oh

hero: hey man its okay that was good you uh you did good back there

villain: i did good??

hero: i mean- bad!! you did bad!!

villain: I did BAD?!?!

hero: i mean... you did good at being bad!

villain: oh... thank you?

hero: *awkwardness intensifies* no problem...

villain, tearing up again: no one has ever told me I'm good at anything!

hero: where are your parents I just want to talk

Random coronavirus tweets I liked. Add your faves!

5-Year-Old Boy Has ‘Up’ Photoshoot With 90-Year-Old Great Grandparents

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, now in quarantine

Can I offer you a nice mole in these trying times?

you sound like a starship's central computer that has little grasp on what humans find enjoyable

that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

PSA: Please don't hold moles like that

I’m not “holding” the mole.

The mole bit the stick as I was saving it from a dog. When they bite down, they do not readily let go, and you are able to transport them to safety.

This Sheep Cafe In Korea Shares Viral Photos Of A Sheep Getting Washed

IT WAS A SHEEP CAFE????????

When you remember the anti-vax movement

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

Ur right and u should say it

bubble wrap but theres terrified faces printed on the bubbles so you feel morally challenged popping them

did you mean horny

i would love to study you

i go into a tumblr hiatus every few months and every time i come back i see this dumb shit immediately

can you just shut up and enjoy the fact that all of our icons are yellow for a second

“Stop following me!  You aren’t really my twin sister.”

I love how the bird acts like they aren’t following them when the cat turns around

@chrisis-averted

@blackkatmagic

An Ancient Relic of times long past.

compilation of kind and caring animals

someone add gentle coyote to this

i found him

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine

SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.

“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”

“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”

Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.

In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.

Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.

“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”

“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”

Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.

“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”

While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.

“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”

“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.

At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

Y’all r wildin OUT

HELLO?

ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his bird 

BUT IS NOBODY GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE REST??!?1?!

AND FINALLY THE GAY ICON EVERYONE NEEDED

K I N G F U C K I N G J U L I A N

I FINLAY FOUND THIS POST AGAIN

guys ive seen this before and it makes me so happy you all need to see it too

imagined King Julian dancing and had to reblog 😍

That is the most accurate human king Julian I’ve EVER seen, I love all of these!

VERY NIcE

Where are the other penguin humansonas?

Here is the other two penguins for those asking. But like srsly this dude has A SHITTON of cool art. He is called “Crazy Tom”

Private looks like Dan Howell

That last comment made me snort out loud omg

WHERE IS MELMAN THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

Had to reblog again for Melman

Edit ps - found the artist in someone else’s reblog so I’ll add the name to these

Also the Instagram page has reposted his work

@crazytom666 is the artist.