Surprise Bitch

is he………you know…….*makes football throwing motion*….straight?

Gaga & Katy stans in 2013 

hilarious, but warning the audio gets EXTREMELY loud

“Do you wanna be a mother of three?” 😂😂😂

yo

BITCH YOU THOUGHT

YESSSSSSSSSSSSs

Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.” 

I wanna hug him. This was beautiful.

I am screaming very loudly DIOS MIO

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bill gates, a real life hero

“mr gates how do you expect the world to deal with the rampant disease-carrying mosquito issue” “idfk shoot lasers at it”

When you ask your Mom for money and she ask where your money at

ME

seeing untagged nsfw on your dash

wow i really wanna get crunk

This is important

I want a zombie

@astraeavixen Reblogging for future use.

School got me like…

canadian pronunciation

good job

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