Wardens
second batch of sketch requests! Halbirdsprite (based on a fic), Vriska, and Dirk!
Nebula🌠 A little continuation of my cosmic star cat series! There is also a very wide wallpaper size on Patreon c: https://www.patreon.com/apofiss
Shout out to the time I met Giancarlo Esposito who plays Gustavo Fring on Breaking Bad while badly dressed like Vriska Homestuck
40,000 years ago, early humans painted hands on the wall of a cave. This morning, my baby cousin began finger painting. All of recorded history happened between these two paintings of human hands. The Nazca Lines and the Mona Lisa. The first TransAtlantic flight and the first voyage to the Moon. Humanity invented the wheel, the telescope, and the nuclear bomb. We eradicated wild poliovirus types 2 and 3. We discovered radio waves, dinosaurs, and the laws of thermodynamics. Freedom Riders crossed the South. Hippies burned their draft cards. Countless genocides, scientific advancements, migrations, and rebellions. More than a hundred billion humans lived and died between these two paintings—one on a sheet of paper, and one on the inside of a cave. At the dawn of time, ancient humans stretched out their hands. And this morning, a child reached back.
A Timeline of Humanity:
some time ago i introduced the phrase "food pact" to my friends as a shorthand for "i'll go make and eat food if you also make and eat food" and ever since then ive just started incorporating more pacts into my life. stay hydrated pact. stretch break pact. stop doomscrolling and go to bed pact. we need to bring this back in vogue more people should be making pacts imo
the best part of this is when you ask "who wants to do a shower pact" and you get a half dozen friends all rolling up saying "the pact is sealed". faustian behavior
touhou is one of those things that is going to live forever 3000 years from now people will still be drawing reimu
Just look at this ancient cave drawing
Hey, buddy. Down here. You can control my gay ass using WASD (or arrrow keys).
i am so goddamn high rn i just legit pressed the wasd keys to see if mister kind of a big deal here would do a gay little dance for me or something
Had to include this tags cause i also catched people not getting the issues and this person explained it best






