olenna and loras:
ok rbing this again bc i actually made ✨art✨
“You’re not for the streets Pricilla.”
Absolutely
Anonymous asked:
What's your jacking off technique
i would be their third
i've had enough of this site
for the redditors coming here, this is how we spread news of important events in the world, with a Destiel meme
For everybody who's been here a while and felt like Wiley E. Coyote just after running off the edge of the cliff when they scrolled down to find nothing below
the x files is funny because at the time it was “progressive” or whatever to have the ultra-rational, levelheaded character be a woman
but it’s also a show where all the fucked up alien shit actually is real, so she’s just constantly wrong about everything
What’s funny is how often they’re both wrong. Mulder will be like “the victims all had their livers scooped clean out this is obviously the aliens escalating from cattle mutilation” and Scully will be like “don’t be silly Mulder this is clearly just a serial killer who’s really good with surgical tools” and then it turns out the actual killer is an immortal sewer man who comes out ever quarterly century to feast on human liver.
I cannot stress enough that this is literally the plot of an actual episode
i saw a man at work the other day wearing a shirt that said "i was normal 2 pomeranians ago" with pictures of his pomeranians on it. important to note he had his pomeranians in his cart
artists rendition (i forgot to add the poms on his shirt but you get the gist)
Every time someone makes an artist's rendition of a weird little guy they saw in public instead of recording them without consent, an angel gets it's wings.
my girl so morally ambiguous idk if i should call her good girl or bad girl in bed
having ethically debatable sex with my morally ambiguous wife
Speak, messengers. What news of the trade routes?
Sire, the enemy is fucking our trade routes with their penises.
*the royal scepter visibly throbs* Aye? And what shall they debase next?
Sire. Don't do that.
My place of work has started hosting an annual (long overdue) pride event, and every year they turn the men's room into a gender neutral restroom for one day before turning it back.
This is so fucking funny wait.
You may only shit in this bathroom,
Once. A year.
The ability to turn the post above you into the speech bubble of a character of your choice is an essential weapon of tumblr pvp.
Anonymous asked:
oi i gotcha *grabs your
my fucking
Did any of the marriage candidates in our trailer catch your eye? 👀