Infinite Tsukuyomi
Madara's reality ain't that bad, after all.
Characters: Uchiha Madara - Uchiha Izuna
having an uchiha being your ex is so funny bc that mf 100% is still down bad for you, still loves you and probably cries about you while staring at the moon and the wind blows their hair dramatically or smth. they will avoid you as much as possible and will ignore you from the moment you break up, that is until you start dating again and they see who you are dating and that's where it gets funny– imagine this angry, frustrated man barging in while you're finishing paperwork, and they look so very offended. you broke up with them for a mcnobody, silly-looking, goofy-ass bitch like that? it's fine if you don't love him as much he still loves you, you know, but you do know you deserve better than that right?? and that's where they realized they fucked up and said it. "wait... you still love me?"
Anonymous asked:
Some Uchiha men reacting to their 3/4 year old daughter(s) dressing up like them and acting like them
AGGGGH MY HEART JUST MELTED WRITING THIS I HOPE YOU LIKE IT AS MUCH AS I DO
Indra
- He has just woken up, Bee (his wife) left early to look for some personal things in the nearest town. Indra is in charge of his six children, but as the boys entertain each other, the only one who really depends on him is Ame, his youngest daughter.
- The Ōtsutsuki opens his eyes gradually, only to find the little girl lying on his bare chest, sleeping peacefully. Her hair falls all over her face, and she hugs her father's body tightly.
- He decides that his wife probably left the girl sleeping with him so that she would not wake up alone. He pats her on the back and receives a huge smile when Ame opens her eyes and sees him.
- He deposits her on the mattress and gets up. Looking for a hairbrush, he begins to comb his hair, while at the same time picking up his daily attire and placing it right next to his youngest daughter. Looking at himself in the mirror, trying to tame his hair, he does not realize that the girl has already laid her hands on his clothes, the instant he turned around.
- Ame slides Indra's gown over her head, getting caught in the extensive length of the fabric. She is too small to wear his clothes. The girl staggers to the edge of the bed, and when she is about to fall, her father's arms catch on.
- Helping her to stand up on the bed, the Ōtsutsuki arranges his gown in a proper way on the little girl, placing the sleeves on her small arms and living in the tenderness of that moment. A tiny Indra.
- The child is happy to have obtained her daddy's clothes, and now she proceeds to make a very bad imitation of his characteristic hand stamps, which he uses for fighting. Sitting next to her, and holding her back with a strong hand to prevent her from falling, Indra lovingly observes one of his best creations.
Madara
- Three girls, triplets, and heiresses of his power. Worse still, heiresses of his bad temper.
- Madara is in the kitchen preparing food for the girls. They have just turned five years old, and they are starting to eat more and more food. As a good Uchiha should.
- He cuts vegetables, looks after the pans on the fire, wipes his hands on his apron when out of nowhere, he hears a cry of... Fight? Of course, he would recognize one of those anywhere, we are talking about Madara.
- Worried about what he heard, he abandons his activities in the kitchen and goes to where the tumult comes from.
- He finds the three children in his room. His wardrobe is wide open, clothes are lying all over the place, fighting sandals are lying around, even his best armor is stretched carelessly in the middle of the room.
- The first thing he wonders is how three such small creatures managed to dismantle his heavy battle armor and lay it on the ground... Teamwork, he concludes, and he is proud of how smart his daughters are.
- But what steals his heart is the fact that each girl wears one of his high-collared shirts, clothes that are too big for them. The sleeves hang down to the floor from their minuscule heights, and the edge of the garment is being dragged and stepped on by their little feet, causing them to trip every other step.
- One of them finds herself with her arms crossed, and a serious, evil face. Or, well, she tries to, because the garment does not let her cross her arms and she is actually arguing fiercely with her sisters.
- The second has her hands positioned on one of the classic seals that Madara uses for meditation, one that they know very well, but that in a fight would be useless.
- The third one shouts with all her strength, defending her position in the fight.
- "NO, YOUR SUBANO CAN'T BE PINK BECAUSE I CHOSE PINK!" "WELL, THEN I WANT MY SUBANO TO BE BLUE." "YOU CAN'T CHOOSE THAT COLOR BECAUSE DADDY ALREADY HAS IT." "I WANT ORANGE."
- How would this father explain to his triplets that no Uchiha can choose the color of his Susanoo, he does not know. Now he was busy laughing at the fact that the girls named that ancient chakra beast Subano. Izuna will die on hearing this anecdote.
You’re serving cunt? Your grandchild died and you’re serving cunt?
No but imagine Aegon rocking up to the free bar at the funeral of some woman he’s never met, getting pissed, falling asleep outside in a ditch and coming round to find little bro is down an eye and they’ve got a new pet to feed. 💀
Aegon “What the fuck did I drink last night” Targaryen
"Alicent is a horrible mother and a rape apologist, Rhaenyra would never!" Oh but she would 😕😕
Firstly, in terms of how Alicent treated Dyana, she did more than anyone else in the show would've. She gave her moon tea, ensuring Dyana wouldn't become pregnant with her rapists baby & have to give birth. She paid her well, ensuring she could get the fuck away from her rapist. She comforted her. She then went to DISIPLINE AEGON, verbally degrading him and slapping him. She did the best she could in that situation. You all claim she should've sent Aegon away or had him killed - do you hear yourselves? Genuinley? You all would hate her MORE IF SHE DID THAT. You already hate her for not being Valyrain but killing one? Holy shit. And secondly, she couldn't do that - her father would never have let her, or the council.
Now, onto Rhaenyra. As far as we've seen, taking everything about how she parents and what she thinks of her boys - she wouldn't have even gone to see Dyana. Just had her killed. She would've found some form of excuse (she called them bastards) and used that to justify it. We've LITERALLY SEEN HER DO THIS WITH AEMOND. She would rather have her half brothers tortured for speaking truth than punish her boys for one, ganging up on another boy, and two, permanently mutilating him. She does not believe her boys can do any wrong. She doesn't. She is a VALYRAIN PRINCESS, she automatically thinks she's above everyone- I wonder how much of an ego boost nearly passing off three bastards for that many years gave her?
And we know she doesn't care for highborns either. She let Daemon murder Vaemond. That was breaking the law, the kings word that you all care about so much, and Daemon should have been executed for that. Do you really think she'd care about a random servant girl? You people get dumber by the fucking minute.
Do not sit there and try and act like Rhaenyra has any moral or even intellectual high ground on Alicent.
I'd also like to add that blaming a woman (Alicent) for a full grown man's actions (Aegon being a rapist) is WEIRD and misogynistic.
how interesting that when Rhaenyra looks at a maimed boy whose eye was gouged out by her own son and says "he must be sharply questioned" (aka tortured) for repeating things about her that she knows are 100% true, and when Alicent is horrified that an insult to Rhaenyra (which is, again, 100% true) is considered more important than her son literally being maimed and whose broken skin is currently being stitched up as they speak, Viserys chooses to support Rhaenyra. He walks up to his bleeding brutalized son and orders him to tell him where he heard such lies. He offers him no comfort or reassurance as a father, just an order. "Your King demands an answer."
(and frankly, he expected them to say Alicent. Look at the way he looked at her. He was almost expectant. He wanted her to be condemned)
and both of them prove completely unwilling to obey him. they look at this piece of deadbeat shit right in the eye and say: "We know, Father. Everyone knows. Just look at them."
And now that the accusation has turned back to Rhaenyra, does Viserys choose to listen and do something about it? does he? no, lol.
Instead he declares: "This terrible infighting must cease. We are family." How convenient. how fucking convenient. when Rhaenyra wanted justice (aka the further torture of a maimed kid for telling the truth) Viserys is fully willing to indulge her. He wasn't Aemond's family when he questioned him: he said it himself, tell me by the order of your King. But when his children refuse to listen to him, when the issue turns back to Rhaenyra? We're all family, let's reconcile and put this behind us :)
and that is when Alicent asks Viserys for justice of her own.
just look at Alicent's tone. Rhaenyra was the one who flat-out demanded that Aemond be questioned. Alicent isn't demanding anything, she is pleading. You think she cares about taking Luke's eye? (just minutes later, it's Rhaenyra she goes after. and when Larys asks her flat out if she wants him to do the deed for her, she tells him that it won't be necessary). Look at what Alicent says after this: "He is your son, Viserys. Your blood." This fucking asshole has raped her and abused her, and she is begging him to at least care about his children with her. And he does not.
He displays, for the whole court to see, that he does not give a fuck about his wife and their children. His young son has been horrifically maimed, but shielding and coddling his adult daughter from completely justified "accusations" is what he is most concerned about.
"This matter is finished," Viserys says. And right after? "Anyone whose tongue dares question the birth of Princess Rhaenyra's sons should have it removed." So essentially: the matter is over, everyone should make goodwill, but his precious daughter is always right and will always be his first priority. partly to soothe his own guilt over murdering his previous wife, and partly because Rhaenyra is a Targaryen which, to him, will always make her more worthy than Alicent.
and so it is his wife and other children - including the one who is bleeding in the same damn room - who pay the price for that
And thus, all of Alicent's well-founded fears about the life of her children and herself if Rhaenyra takes the throne are completely solidified. She and Rhaenyra do not share equal culpability for this conflict in the show, because Rhaenyra begins by fighting for power and Alicent begins by fighting for survival. The blame is fundamentally unequal.
you CANNOT tell me that Alicent was unjustified in how she reacted. you CANNOT tell me that she wasn't 100% right in grabbing that knife and going right to Rhaenyra (to rhaenyra! not to luke), demanding justice.
"and now you take my son's eye, and to even that you feel entitled" She is right. She is absolutely right. (She has no idea how right she is, actually, because that entitlement will lead directly to Rhaenyra's downfall someday)
Alicent Hightower finally snapped. GOOD FOR HER.
I will never be over Aegon's coronation scene where after he has been crowned and he looks at his family.
This moment makes me wanna chew carpet. The different reactions between his parents and Helaena, and how both Criston and Alicent bow, and Helaena cannot even look, she has to turn away. But Aemond looks right at him and gives that tiny nod that says "I may hate this and think I am better for the job as king. But I've got your back and always will." And for those of us who have read the book, we know how true that is.
This family. Damn. (It's also so interesting that Otto was cut out of that shot and it was tightened in on just the four.)
I have seen quite often that many people consider young Alicent to be too sensitive and just an envious/jealous girl. Well...
Daemon almost killed Alicent's brother at the tourney, (he was much younger than him). Gwayne was so badly wounded that even the maester had to personally visit Otto and warn him that his son will live.
Otto and Daemon's relationship has always been tense. Daemon allows himself to insult the memory of Otto's dead wife, in front of EVERYONE at the council.. And I remind you, mother's death is the same trauma for Alicent as for everyone's beloved Rhaenyra whom everyone loves to justify her behavior with the death of her mother. But no one talks about Alicent, even tho she also lost her mother. Alicent loved her very much and she still misses her, praying every day at the sept. Do you think she doesn't know what kind of relationship her father has with Daemon? She knows what a terrible person Daemon is, what frightening violence he is capable of, but she is silent and smiles because he is a prince, he is the brother of the king, and uncle of her best friend. She always has to be silent, polite and patient, just like her father.
Imagine what Alicent felt when she found out that Rhaenyra had slept with a man like Daemon? Betrayal. No, it's not just envy that her "friend" has privileges, it'sdisappointment. To make matters worse, Rhaenyra lied to Alicent, she SWEARS BY HER MOTHER'S GRAVE AND DEATH that she IS TELLING THE TRUTH. Mother. Little Alicent values her words, she values the memory of her mother, she is still grieving, and she believes Rhaenyra.
She even refuses to believe her own father, the closest and dearest person in her life. And for what? Eventually she becomes the reason why her father is kicked out of the Red Keep in disgrace, depriving the status of the king's right hand. She defended Rhaenyra's honor, she justified her, and was left absolutely alone again. No mother, no father.
She feels the bitterness and pain of loneliness in the court, and then this feeling doubles because what she did turns out to be a huge mistake. Her best friend is a liar. From Alicent's perspective, her best friend hooked up with a man who had been at enmity with her father all her life, almost killed her brother, and after Rhaenyra smiles at her as if nothing had happened, and shamelessly scatters words, the consequence of which is the departure of her father.
But yeah, for some stupid reason of course "she's just jealous girl" and nothing more.
Stop comparing Alicent to Cersei. Compare Rhaenyra to Cersei instead.
Let’s go over some similarities they share, shall we.
1. Both Cersei and Rhaenyra had several children with their lover (Jaime and Harwin) and pretended like those children were legitimate even if it was pretty damn obvious in Rhaenyra’s case that they weren’t, and somewhat suspicious in Cersei’s. Alicent didn’t love her husband either, yet her children were all legitimate and fathered by her husband.
2. Both Cersei and Rhaenyra were pretty spoiled children of rich parents that made them believe that their actions will have no consequences, so they could get away with pretty much anything since their daddy has their back. Alicent was never spoiled and never really did anything that she would regret. She always did her duty as wife, mother and queen.
3. Both Cersei and Rhaenyra always pretended like their children are perfect and could do no wrong. I’m cheating a little with this one, tbh, since Cersei kinda knew that Joffrey was fucked up but still, she never really did anything to stop him/fix him. The only time she slapped him was because he asked her “if Robert fucked other women when he grew tired of her.” She never really punished him for everything else he did and always took his side. Alicent always calls out Aegon for his behavior and don’t forget the “you are no son of mine”. Cersei would’ve never said such a thing to any of her children, not even Joffrey. Neither Rhaenyra or Cersei would comfort the rape victim of their child.
4. This one is kinda hard to explain but; both Rhaenyra and Cersei are responsible for the way their children turned out to be. Cersei was responsible for Joffrey being the way he was, and Rhaenyra was responsible for Lucerys’ behavior (i will never shut up about him cutting Aemond’s eye off). But you cannot fucking blame Alicent for Aegon being a rapist (i haven’t read the books but as far as i’m aware, that never even happened in the books, it’s just a show thing to demonize the Greens. Correct me if i’m wrong).
5. Even tho both were women, neither Cersei or Rhaenyra ever were feminists. They only cared for themselves and their own well being, as well as their children’s. Alicent has always been an altruist and although she doesn’t do much to overthrow patriarchy either, she doesn’t really have the power to do that. But again, at least she cared for others and the smallfolk, not just for herself.
6. Cersei kills or threatens anyone who dares speak to her or her children the wrong way, and Rhaenyra isn’t much different, being afraid that the truth about her bastards might come out. Alicent was not an usurper, she never tried to silence others for the truth, since she has nothing to hide.
this post is kinda chaotic, i wrote this list at like 1 am and was tired af so maybe some things aren’t really understandable so sorry about that lmao
a thing that i really hate about team black is how they say that we can’t really be mad at Rhaenyra for having three bastard children as a woman, because men have been doing the same thing all the time and no one cared.
But they kinda always forget about a very important detail; Whenever men had bastard children, they pretty much never put them in line for inheritance. They were aware of the fact that some random children they had with some random women are somewhere out there living their lives. And they didn’t care. They didn’t put their lives in danger by saying “oh, yeah, they are my legitimate children” even though the children look nothing like their mother or something. And whenever they *do* have their bastards live with them, they always admit that they are their bastards and never put them higher than legitimate heirs to their house.
Like Ned Stark has always been like “hey, that’s my bastard son, Jon, he is living with us at Winterfell. We raised him, fed him and treated him right, but when it comes to inherit Winterfell, my legitimate son with my wife Caitlyn, Robb, who is the true heir to house Stark, will become the next Lord, not Jon”
Rhaenyra, well, did the exact opposte.
And if you say “oh, but she’s a woman, she can’t do that, since people will get angry if she admitted to having bastard children with a man that is not her husband!” I will say, as a woman myself, no matter how cruel that might sound: that’s Rhaenyra’s problem. She knew damn well that when a man and a woman have sex, it’s the woman that gets pregnant. And if she really wanted to have children, she could’ve had sex with someone that slightly looks like her husband. Like, what the hell did she, a blonde white woman, expect her children to look like, having sex with a dark haired white man?
Because that’s the world she lives in. A cruel and unfair patriarchal world. And she does absolutely fucking NOTHING to change it. She doesn’t fight for women’s rights, doesn’t call out this patriarchy that somewhat caused the war itself, she doesn’t do anything to get rid of it. So that’s on her
I swear the amount of bullshit "Aemond stole Vhagar" comments I see on here.
He didn't steal a dragon, you can't steal a fucking dragon. A dragon egg? Absolutely, as we saw in episode two with Daemon. But a dragon, a sentient living creature? No. And Vhagar isn't some little hatchling dragon at that, she's the largest dragon alive, over 170 years old and at the time Aemond claimed her she'd only allowed three other people to claim her.
She had a choice when Aemond approached her, she could have immediately barbequed this little blonde twig. But she tests him, on land and in flight, to see if he's worthy of being her rider. And by some stroke of luck he doesn't fall to his death or get flambéed, he succeeds. There's no stealing about it. People saying it was disrespectful, maybe it was maybe it wasn't. But Rhaena wasn't entitled to Vhagar just because her mother was her rider, she's a living creature not a necklace or a sword to inherit.
And I find it pretty funny with all this talk of stealing, people get up in arms about Aemond riding Laena's dragon on the day of her funeral but nothing gets said about Rhaenyra riding Laena's husband on the day of her funeral?
You guys need to understand that modern Aegon would be succesfull youtuber/tiktoker! I am tired of this flipping fries/beggar agenda. You all need to open your third eye and see the truth.
Think about it, he would be male version of Tana Mongou.
"horrible relapse in my judgement" videos week after week.
Cringy horrible thirst trap on tiktok, he would think he ate it but he simply isnt on the joke.
When i close my eyes i have this vision of all green family members sitting at the ceremonial table. Everyone is silent, only the sounds of chewing and the clatter of cutlery can be heard.
Haelana, Daeron, Aemond all attend some ivy legue uni.
And here is Aegon, wearing tacky gold chain, supreme t-shirt and ankle monitor becouse he, yet again fucked something up(propably something with crypto) but makes shit load of money doing the most idiotic, lazy shit while the rest of them is in a school debt.
Aemond wants to jump over the table and murder him.
Aegon is propably banned from Japan.
Wake up people and see the truth.
team black this and team green that, look, we're all excusing war crimes for our faves here alright so how about we jump off our high horses and just let everyone destroy each other while looking sexy as fuck
"Your girls are the very image of their mother. A confort and an anguish, as I well remember."
- Viserys I Targaryen.
THE QUEEN IN CHAINS
Queen Alicent was fettered at wrist and ankle with golden chains, though her stepdaughter spared her life "for the sake of our father, who loved you once."
OLIVIA COOKE as ALICENT HIGHTOWER HOUSE OF THE DRAGON — 1x07: “Driftmark” (2022)
OLIVIA COOKE as ALICENT HIGHTOWER HOUSE OF THE DRAGON — 1x09: “The Green Council” (2022)