Coats and jackets are all too aesthetically fantastic to only wear during the cold seasons. I think scientists need to stop doing their dumb bullshit and band together to invent a jacket that can be worn whilst it's hot out.

Vests?

You're so lucky a computer screen protects you from my hands

When Tumblr goes premium let’s all use one account like netflix

the password is “shoelaces”

yeah. they f*ck.

The prophecy.

It’s a beautiful day

me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]

my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” 

me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”

It’s not the waking

everybody gets a star o yes!

Me as the sole survivor of the apocalypse, commenting "last" on every YouTube video.

actual Harry Potter

the awkward moment when the actor playing harry potter is a better representation of book harry potter than movie harry potter

skate and die.