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@bridslim

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i wonder if zuko’s redemption arc would’ve been as impactful if his hair didn’t have a redemption arc too

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some hot takes

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It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby, since he’s both the green lantern and deadpool…

what the fuck kind of mutant ass pun bullshit is this

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primonizuto

this has to be one of b99’s best opens

generally one of televisions best openings

please watch brooklyn nine nine 

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schmergo

My favorite part of Spider-Man Homecoming was the bit where Peter briefly impersonates Thor. He’s a British dude perfectly impersonating an American kid poorly impersonating a somewhat inconsistent British accent done by an Australian dude

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difference between reading smut and fluff 

smut/ rated M and E: 

  • pokerface sage level
  • frozen af
  • slight mouth twitching
  • less breathing/no breathing at all
  • often reads at exposed public spaces
  • CHILL AF

fluff:

  • tendency to break things
  • screaming
  • raptor noises
  • more screaming
  • fanning self
  • chill level at -0
  • hits everything and everyone
  • always on the verge of cardiac arrest
  • abnormal heart rate
  • external manifestation of the devil high on rainbow weed
  • ‘bitch you dont touch me while im reading this or i will hurt you’
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Everyone’s Abuse Is Valid Except For Mine: a novel by me

Everyone’s Mental Illnesses And Hangups Are Valid Except For Mine: the sequel

Everyone’s Chronic Illnesses and/or Other Physical Disabilities Are Valid Except For Mine: the spinoff

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lady-feral

Everyone is Good and Beautiful and Worthy of Forgiveness Except Me, the Irredeemable Monster: Seasons 1-9

Cheek chub, belly rolls, and stretch marks are beautiful and you’re all gorgeous*

*Excluding me

The Netflix Series

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Celebrities react to the director of Last Tango in Paris admitting that the rape scene in the film was real. The actress, Maria Schneider was 19 and raped by a 48 year old Marlon Brando. Bertolucci, the director, said that he wanted to film Schneider’s reaction to the rape as a person, not an actress. The scene wasn’t in the script and Schneider wasn’t told that it was added in. She passed away in 2011. Bertolucci is still alive.

She stated she hated the director and had some major psychological issues following the movie’s release. I GUESS NOW I KNOW WHY. Dude should be in prison, tbh.

i will seriously never get over how horrendous this must’ve been for her. maria says it best in this interview back in 2007. believe women. believe women. believe women. believe women. believe women. believe women. believe women. 

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sofa-change

The film industry is literal trash, so many directors get away with sexual assault & abuse for the name of their “art”. 

Bertolucci, Woody Allen, Roman Polanski, and many more in the industry are all abusers. Stand up for what is right- stop defending those who initiate, stand passive, and perpetuate sexual assault and abuse for the sake of entertainment.    

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So um, let me guess it straight - it is absolutely fine for white people to dress up as Native Americans, Egyptians, Geishas or do Black face for Halloween, but Santa can’t be Black? No, this is not how it works. “But Real Santa is white!” Santa Claus is a fictional character, he DOESN’T even exist! Now do me a favor and sit cho asses down, that grandpa is as adorable as one can be.

#BlackSanta

THESE GUYS COULDN’T HANDLE FOUR DAYS OF A BLACK SANTA.

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pansoph

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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eruriholic

my chinese teacher once shared this story in class about someone who went to the grocery to buy chicken, but they forgot the english word for it, so they grabbed an egg, went to the nearest sales lady and said “where’s the mother”

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don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers

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