my dad guillermo laying it out

His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even if you are starving

shit how did I completely miss the point of this part

Also, his eyes aren’t in his head. They’re in his hands. He only sees what he reaches for, what he desires, what he wants.

what level of woke

Guillermo del Toro is a fucking artist and he knows what he’s doing. I love that man

Also he literally looks just like Mitch McConnell

Exhibits A-C:

Drew Barrymore in Poison Ivy (1992) dir. Katt Shea

different people see different possibilities

Honestly my first thought was I could just sit down when I’m tired walking cuz I’m lazy.

Imagine getting in an argument with someone and you tell them to “have a seat” and they just…

Imagine giving this to retail and fast food workers

oh, to be the owner of a small bookshop on a cobblestone street with roses climbing the front of the building, where books are stacked about in piles and there’s always coffee brewing and a sleepy shop dog lifts his head at the sound of the door’s bell and thumps his tail against the hardwood

Because some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn - Batman Begins (2005) The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

Quality. Content.

the only post i care about

This guy got so high he astral projected into April 2020

the cis are getting out of hand

fucking furries assigning their children fursonas before they’re even born

i just had to add

It hurts

when you’re kid turns out to be non binary 

THE LAST ONE IS MEEEEEE

I demand to see more “gender revealing” cakes

so i did a google search and lemme tell you the cishets are fuckin weird

guns and glitter was a recurring theme

YYYYYYYY THO

why would guns even be apart of a cake describing a human infant anyway…how is a deadly weapon cute

Let me clarify for y'all this some WHITE cis shit

Gods what the fuck

I’d like to remind everyone that gender reveal parties started because a woman wished to celebrate her child surviving in the womb long enough to have their sex determined, because she had dealt with the grief of multiple miscarriages and this was the first child that had lived this long and had a low miscarriage chance. It was a very touching thing…And then a bunch of white people who are scared of the word “nonbinary” took the idea and fucked it into this.

Loving Vincent (2017)

The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)

fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again 

show me EVERYTHING