saw this on twitter

reblog for your Texas #LGBTQ followers who may be going to Houston Pride!

What the hell is up with this?!

no idea but its scary shit

Reblog for your friends.

Everyone reblog this.

I don’t care if you don’t live in Texas or if you are skeptical about this post PLEASE REBLOG THIS! I live In Fort worth Texas which is only four hours away and the fact that something could happen so close to home and to my fellow Texans is heart wrenching.

@boyonetta 

Does anyone have any information on this? Is it legitimate, or a hoax, or what?

It’s being investigated

http://thescoopblog.dallasnews.com/2016/06/houston-police-investigating-tweet-that-threatened-massive-shooting-at-pride-parade.html/

http://abc13.com/news/fbi-probing-threatening-tweet-aimed-at-houstons-pride-parade/1387595/

- Leafeon

Thanks for the info.

Just in case this isn’t a hoax, I’ll be contacting my friends who I know may be attending Pride and telling them to stay well away. I sincerely hope nothing comes of this. LGBT+ folk in Texas already have enough to worry about without threats like this.

BLESS THIS MAN I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF 

If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

COME ON PEOPLE SIGNAL BOOST

every time i see this it has more notes and i really look forward to when it reaches 1 million

Don’t Be That Guy.

Great campaign! Great point!

signal boosting the shit out of this

you can never NOT reblog this

my stomach hurts

Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did

I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up

[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]

It’s times like this I’m grateful for the people that caption videos.

@hughjackass

@bennygal16

for those who have reblogged the 4chan raid thing this year:

That raid already happend it 2014, if you go check the person who made it blog you will find this:

there is also a link to it

http://ask-mega-gengar.tumblr.com/post/123670750399/how-to-keep-yourself-safe-during-the-4chan-raid

the original was delete from the person who made it’s blog and someone found it on someone else’s blog and reblogged.

the person who made it reblogged it in 2015 to tell people the raid had already happend

and now some asshole is causing uneeded panic by reblogging it

please reblog this

people need to know that the raid has already happend

Oh for the love of- Why must people be like this???

Amsterdam is turning rainbow for a visit of the Russian president Putin. The council of the city of Amsterdam has decided to hang out the gay pride flag on all council owned buildings and offices, in protest to Russia’s new anti-gay law.

there’s several of these as well;

pretty sure Amsterdam is now the sass capital of the world

ragingdarcy:

Really though it was great 

It’s one of those moments in which I do love my country

Why are these in English though?

this may be a strong contender for best porn intro.

“erm…okay”

“IMMMMMNOT ATTABEACH, S'A BATHTUB”

ARE WE POSITIVE THIS ISN’T FROM AN EPISODE OF ALL THAT OR SOMETHING

i don’t think they told that man what kind of movie he was going to be in

“Sit the fuck down before I embarrass you, Jeffrey.”

The slow surrender of his hand is everything. 

This video gave me life

Don’t Tell Girls

“You’re too pretty to be single” Why is one person’s idea of ideal aestheticism A basis for a relationship status And furthermore What is so goddamn shameful or pathetic about being single anyway Is confidence and comfort in being by one’s self intimidating to you

“Swearing is unladylike” Bullshit Swears are only words And these words do not negate my intelligence, or passion, or define anything about me as a person or my character Men are never told not to swear Swear as much as you fucking want

“Your standards are too high! Just give him a chance” No You are invalidating a woman’s right to say no She doesn’t need to explain herself to anyone She doesn’t owe anyone anything Ever Everyone should have standards for themselves, and not feel like they need to lower them to please anyone Or be shamed for leading someone on when they know it would never work Because that happens too

“If you dress like that, boys will get the wrong idea” What idea might that be? That women might actually feel beautiful and confident in their own bodies? Heaven forbid Because obviously women’s bodies belong to everyone else except themselves

“Don’t frown - someone might be falling in love with your smile!” Why Is it my responsibility to always smile no matter how I feel I am a human being who is allowed to experience pain, or confusion, or sorrow, or boredom Men are never criticized for having “resting bitch face”

“Short hair makes you look like a boy!” This is assuming That there is one certain way for “boys” and “girls” to look Not so Some boys have long hair, some girls have short hair, some people who are both or neither also have hair Hair has no gender Humans are allowed to look different from each other and express themselves how they like Gender identity and gender expression are not the same

They aren’t “real” girls because they were born with a penis Anyone is a girl who says they are a girl Stop trying to undermine someone’s identity They know themselves better than you do Anatomy and identity are different, and sometimes separate Why are you so obsessed with other people’s genitals anyway

“You’re going to break a lot of hearts one day” Why would you ever Ever Say this to a girl A young, impressionable girl Breaking hearts is not a compliment, or a goal Coming from someone who has broken at least one From simply being honest and being myself It is a burden - a guilt that has been (mis)placed on my shoulders since childhood I never wanted to be labelled a heartbreaker simply for existing

“You don’t want kids? You’ll change your mind one day” No I won’t Even if I do, one day, that doesn’t make my opinion right now any less valid or deserving of respect Stop disbelieving people about their own life choices Also, having children is not a necessary milestone for a successful or fulfilling life

“Don’t have sex before marriage - boys really want a virginal girl” Sure they do And are boys ever held to that same expectation To stay virgins until marriage? Because as women are shamed for “impurity,” boys are applauded for “experience” I love the smell of double standards in the morning

“You shouldn’t wear so much makeup” The natural look is great The makeup look is great The anything you feel like doing or not doing to your own face look is great Let people do whatever they want to their own bodies Whatever makes them feel good Why do you care

“Selfies are just for attention” Maybe Maybe not What’s so wrong about liking attention What’s so wrong about feeling beautiful and confident in your own skin And wanting to share that feeling with others We were taught for so long to hate our bodies What is so threatening about finally loving them

“Cat-calling is flattering! Learn how to accept a compliment!” “I like your hair” is a compliment “You’re a really talented writer” is a compliment The gross, vulgar things that men shout at women they don’t know on the street Are not compliments They are harassment - meant to imply ownership and dominance and even violence Compliments should not make people fear for their lives walking home Compliments should not actually get people killed

- angelxhunter (x)

please boost the fuck out of this.

^!!!!!!!!!!!

how to be a winner

This is so important

bruh 👏🏾😂.

Home girl boutta schmooze her way through college

ranessence tantrummm

That discussion board one actually works. Got an A in that portion of my Senior Sem doing that. This is gold.

@thesickestsinner

This is her calling. You can DEFINITELY use the same hacks at your job with a few tweaks here & there!

Literally this is how I’ve survived 3.75 years of college. This is gold. This is truth.

Passing college like a Slytherin………I love it

if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield

if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died

✎ if you are to go on a date, which dress will you use?   ✎ And to guys out there, which dress do you think should a girl wear on your dates that will surely catch your attention?

➀ dress#1

➁ dress#2

➂ dress#3

➃ dress#4

➄ dress#5

➅ dress#6

➆ dress#7

➇ dress#8

➈ dress#9 

In love with #1 and #7

If my girl came to see me in 5,8 or 9 I’d lose it.. 6 straight too tho

Depends, dress number 1 is very alternative you can wear it on a casual date or dress it up with a cute heel and dress numbers 3 and 4 are a good way to accentuate the body and are more of a going out/dinner dress. Can’t go wrong with any of the 3!

4, 7, 8, and 9 as a human who also likes girls these both look really cute and comfy

Reblogging so I can buy all these dresses

Just buy them all, you’ll look stunning

Reblog the double banana for double luck.

I want double luck

A CLIENT OF MINE CHALLENGE ME TO DANCE AND SHOW WHAT A 47 YEARS OLD CAN DO

Bitch you only got lifted 

leave my mom alone demon she’s proud

LMFAO, nahhhhhh!!!!! This the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my liiiiiiiife!!!!!!

I’m deleting. This is the last post. Goodbye everyone

Lmaooooooo

ONLY TEN SECONDS, ANNIE..