every time i see that one picture of gerard on the floor at mcrphilly it's like all the air gets knocked out of my lungs
i can't even talk about it
i like that the new formula for spider-man movies is just keep adding more
in the future all spiderman movies will have casts that look like this:
Anonymous asked:
why are islamic dietary restrictions so unbelievably stupid
It's not so bad, for example, it's halal to eat your mom's pussy
an-oxford-comma-forever
People get so touchy about their assbackwards, pointless religious imperatives, lmao
Please understand that it is religiously imperative for me to eat your mom's pussy
i’m high and i can’t stop laughing holy shit
we Need to bring back heteroids
I've been reading a bunch of Daredevil from the 60s and i think this is my new favorite panel of all time
Found on the coffee thermos in the resturant I work at;
“ONE BAG OF BEANS JUST ONE FOR GOD’S SAKE”
I have an incredibly cool object to show you all, but I am very sleepy and need a little nap first. I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere.
Okay, I'm awake. Here you go:
Poorly designed fire-breathing deer lighter that catches its own antlers on fire when you use it sometimes, my beloved...
Thank you sir, this is one of the most frightening statements I have ever read.
seeing reddit refugees repeatedly hit their post limits and comment their thoughts on every reblog is kind of refreshing. site migration be damned these guys know how to blog
Reddit users on Tumblr:
you guys are being way to nice to us this feels like a psyop
Inspired by this lovely post, because I think it encapsulates Dracula and Jonathan’s whole deal over the length of the Vampire Hell Staycation.
just saw a tiktok with the caption “the perfect man doesn’t exis—“ and it was a video of some old guy being like “I don’t think women should have jobs, they need to be out in daylight, they need to be home taking care of themselves and taking baths and making sure they don’t get wrinkles.” And the comments were literally like “one good man 😍” and “faith in men restored” like I’m sorry to be mean, but at this point you’re all just fucking stupid. I’ll once again ask you to shut the fuck up.
you will never blast rope like your cum cannon peepaw. die.
guy who replies to all his friends' selfies with the flame emoji but it's because he abhors the graven image and he's trying to burn them but he doesn't know how computers work
